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You can turn one video game female into a real person and be with for the rest of your life. Who is it?

Crayon

Member
Funny pic, to be inline with that fable uggo:


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Real answer after giving it a bit of thoughts since im a guy in my 40s:

She cant be a japper, has to be submissive af, and cant get ugly/uglier with age(all my young gaf-bros who think it doesnt matter just put ur gf's/crushes/celeb u think is attractive pic into aging face site, u will see how much even 20-25years of difference makes to those 18-24yo girls, most of them even when being 7 or even 8/10 in their prime, become barely a 4 or lower in mid to late 40s, now imagine u have to hear that uggo complain and start fights with u over nothing on a daily basis while barely (once/week or even less) getting some pity/reward for compliance sex- thats what many(hard to say majority, but likely) married men have to go tru :p, after those 3 conditions not that many are left, i will go with the one we didnt see yet in this tread for some variety:


Jokes aside, once AI is advanced enough in who knows next 10/20/30years most guys (maybe not top5%ers but definitely bottom 60%+ who can never ever dream of getting avg woman to respect them in relationship ) will opt for sex robots(and since we as men like variety, it will likely be multiple sex robots if we can afford it, or maybe by then those sex robots will be so advanced they will be able to change their looks substantiallly on the go.
Pretty sure we(we as most normal/avg men) will stop tolerating women inadequaticies at all coz they only get worse with modern society, 99%(to not say 99,9%) got so much worse nowadays vs what our grandfathers had to chose from :p


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Roronoa Zoro

Gold Member
Damn, no love for Aerith?
I know Tifa is hotter but Aerith has always had a cut and fun vibe
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Also technically she is the party healer. So no more doc visits forever is a nice plus.
Sure but can she cry on your shoulder when she's bothered or will she bottle it up and die?
 
Sadayo - Teacher fetish. The developers maid her just for me.

Maya - I'd burn down a shrine for her.

Tifa - A popular choice amongst my fellow men of culture, and for two good reasons. Sharing is caring though, I guess.

Taki - Skintight bodysuit, nice ass. No complaints

Oyu - I'm the reason Nobunaga ressurected.


Ayame - Beautifully designed kunoichi

Zhurong - I always liked the whole tribal jungle booty motif the developers have going on with her designs.

Jade - One of the best Ubisoft female characters. She has a nice midriff too.

Karin - Hot JRPG redhead

Fiona - Submissive, but heavily used.

Seth - Forever young, I like that.

Winner - Chihiro from Persona 3! Because like the number zero, as Igor says, she holds infinite possiblities.
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Duchess

Member
Damn, no love for Aerith?
I know Tifa is hotter but Aerith has always had a cut and fun vibe
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Also technically she is the party healer. So no more doc visits forever is a nice plus.
I've always liked Aerith more than Tifa, myself.

Mind, after playing the remakes, there's not a lot in it..!
 
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GateofD

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probably should give some fighting game love.

Street Fighter Cammy and Chun Li, both can go ahead and crush my head
 
One of the DOA girls for sure (DOA fighting games including guest characters like Mai, Extreme or Dating games included), Eve from Stellar Blade, Tifa or one of my First Descendant waifus :messenger_beaming:




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PeteBull

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You guys need to get out and find real females, you filthy animals

Anyway, this is my choice:
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Plenty goodlooking females around bro, and each year we getting new batch of 18yearolds delivered to the clubs, they dont even wait long to give their kitty anymore, usually 3-5dates max, often not even that long =D
The topic tho was about chosing 1 woman for the rest of our life, so not 3-5years of marriage then nasty divorce which becomes standard in western society(if there is even marriage, its more and more rare nowadays), we cant step out/cant have side bitches either...

If we talking lifetime its whole other point of view vs fuck her for few years before she hits the wall and her nagging gets unbearable coz on top of being unagreeable(like 95%+ of so called "modern women" who only submit to their man if they feel like it/are in the mood ;p ) she gets quickly much much uglier too, most of us-guys have no patience for that and either step out or divorce(if no nasty repercussions like children taken/half or more than half of ur shit taken too) :p
 
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PeteBull

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We all saw pics from rainbow forum meeting, man, not gonna say anything more but lets just leave it at- those ppl werent looking like ur standard clubgoers/partyanimals to say the least, or in other words, they would be perfect fit into concord/dustborne sequels :p
 
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