DeepEnigma
Gold Member
Lay off the buckets fried chicken.I'm your personal HR representative.
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Shake Your Rump
Member
Please tell me that this is fake. Please.Whoaaa buddy
DeepEnigma
Gold Member
It's exactly like the legacy mainstream media 'Associated Press' script. Ironic.From another forum:
That's... an interesting coincidence.
Kacho
Gold Member
Reminds me of "safe & effective". Totally not corrupt media.
SkylineRKR
Member
SkillUp said he put the game on very easy not because it was hard, but because enemies were sponges and it made the fights just boring and drawn out to do. Its funny because this is exactly what I wished for in FFXVI.
I don't get why games need to draw out fights so bad, especially not when they are very easy to begin with. It benefits no one.
I don't get why games need to draw out fights so bad, especially not when they are very easy to begin with. It benefits no one.
Ristifer
Member
Eurogamer FFS.
drotahorror
Member
So fun gameplay and environments. Dumb as fuck hilarious dialogue.
Fine with me, I have no horse in this race. Never liked dragon age nor care about the lore.
Fine with me, I have no horse in this race. Never liked dragon age nor care about the lore.
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Wildebeest
Member
Dragon Age Inquisition was one of the worst RPGs I've ever played and won game of the year, so no way am I going anywhere near this whatever it scores.
SHAKEZ
Member
A very expensive one.
DonkeyPunchJr
World’s Biggest Weeb
so far in 2024 we got:
- butch lesbian gender swapped Mr. Freeze
- a game where your superpower was accusing people of racism
- a vacuum cleaner robot with gender pronouns
- a black samurai slaughtering Japanese people in feudal Japan
- finally a new Dragon Age game and it’s filled with overt moralizing about gender ideology, directed by a self-proclaimed “queerosexual gendermancer”
- butch lesbian gender swapped Mr. Freeze
- a game where your superpower was accusing people of racism
- a vacuum cleaner robot with gender pronouns
- a black samurai slaughtering Japanese people in feudal Japan
- finally a new Dragon Age game and it’s filled with overt moralizing about gender ideology, directed by a self-proclaimed “queerosexual gendermancer”
Stafford
Member
XboxEra review says BioWare's best, it's in his game of the year rankings but not only that, it's also in his best games of all time rankings. Says BioWare has finally matched their excellent third person combat with some of, if not their very best storywork to date.
I mean, that's his opinion of course but jesus that is some praise.
I mean, that's his opinion of course but jesus that is some praise.
TheChumpNation
Member
Jinxed
Member
A resetera member
The ‘actual gamers’ that have only played it in their imagination at this moment?
STARSBarry
Gold Member
a perfect score, lets me look at this checkpoint gaming and what their focus is.
Yeah this is a 6/10 game...
MALpractice311
Member
Listening to a few reviews right now.
So the game play is every bit as boring and mundane as the gameplay trailers showed. Shocking.
And the writing is as safe and inoffensive and juvenile as the story trailers showed. Shocking.
And the character design is the ugly, Fortnite-inspired, waxy, Temu Pixar look we all saw in every trailer before release. Shocking.
Does anyone else remember that anonymous report that Bioware's employees hated the initial trailer because it misrepresented the game? I called bullshit on that story immediately, because clearly the game is as bad as every bit of media that Bioware put out.
So the game play is every bit as boring and mundane as the gameplay trailers showed. Shocking.
And the writing is as safe and inoffensive and juvenile as the story trailers showed. Shocking.
And the character design is the ugly, Fortnite-inspired, waxy, Temu Pixar look we all saw in every trailer before release. Shocking.
Does anyone else remember that anonymous report that Bioware's employees hated the initial trailer because it misrepresented the game? I called bullshit on that story immediately, because clearly the game is as bad as every bit of media that Bioware put out.
Fake
Member
A rare incel defeat.
GHG
Member
Go_Ly_Dow
Member
Dazraell
Member
Whoaaa buddy
Ass of Can Whooping
Gold Member
Shame. Nothing a bit of misogyny won't fix though
SHAKEZ
Member
And yet, looking at gameplay you can't see an inkling of any of that stuff, strange...
dmaul1114
Banned
Glad it's reviewing ok. Mostly liked what I've seen from trailers, and have enjoyed the first 3 games a lot (and not DA:O as much as most as I'm not really into CRPGs with that type of combat--think that's the only of that type of game I've finished and that was with playing for the story).
Will probably make this the first full game I play through on PS5 pro, though I'll check out some more graphically impressive games as well of course. More in the mood for an RPG right now that RE4 Remake or Spider-Man 5 that I was saving to play on the Pro.
Will probably make this the first full game I play through on PS5 pro, though I'll check out some more graphically impressive games as well of course. More in the mood for an RPG right now that RE4 Remake or Spider-Man 5 that I was saving to play on the Pro.
DonkeyPunchJr
World’s Biggest Weeb
Looks like Isabela’s testosterone therapy has been going well since DA2
DeepEnigma
Gold Member
clarky
Gold Member
Bit early to be calling it, the main battlefield is the charts.
foamdino
Member
From watching the ShillUp video, this is a 5/10 *at best*.
Awful writing, weird animations, no emotions in the faces during conversations, no impactful choices (in an RPG), boring combat, terrible level layouts with slides everywhere, braindead env puzzles etc etc. It looks like a turgid waste of time.
On the positives, it's technically good, good environment art, good performance and no mention of crashes/bugs.
So the programmers cooked while the writers, level designers, combat designers etc were asleep.
Awful writing, weird animations, no emotions in the faces during conversations, no impactful choices (in an RPG), boring combat, terrible level layouts with slides everywhere, braindead env puzzles etc etc. It looks like a turgid waste of time.
On the positives, it's technically good, good environment art, good performance and no mention of crashes/bugs.
So the programmers cooked while the writers, level designers, combat designers etc were asleep.
TintoConCasera
I bought a sex doll, but I keep it inflated 100% of the time and use it like a regular wife
Where did the boobs go?
Looks like Isabela’s testosterone therapy has been going well since DA2
Doczu
Member
Man ain't you feeling generous with that scorea perfect score, lets me look at this checkpoint gaming and what their focus is.
Yeah this is a 6/10 game...
SkylineRKR
Member
This confirms even the 7/10s are rigged.
They are likely hell bent to get BioWare to return to form as many fans hope for since they went downhill. I could see why EA would want to see this pop up in summaries. But if the game is shit anyway it will be refunded and the sales will only be front loaded so w/e.
DonkeyPunchJr
World’s Biggest Weeb
Where did the boobs go?
top surgery
gow3isben
Member
PeteBull
Member
Was likely his first bioware game so probably one of few senteces where that sellout prof journo didnt have to lie
Dazraell
Member
Bruh, I don't even want to ask what happened
Looks like Isabela’s testosterone therapy has been going well since DA2
hinch7
Member
Looks like Isabela’s testosterone therapy has been going well since DA2
clarky
Gold Member
Either that or he just came off the back of AnthemWas likely his first bioware game so probably one of few senteces where that sellout prof journo didnt have to lie
Putonahappyface
Member
It's 7.5/10 for me > https://www.pcmrace.com/2024/10/28/dragon-age-the-veilguard-review-pc/
Lots of 4K pics in the review and a couple below:
This cant be real
Eurogamer FFS.
Boo Who?
Neo Member
Is this real?Whoaaa buddy
Looks like Isabela’s testosterone therapy has been going well since DA2
Oh no...
ChorizoPicozo
Member
clarky
Gold Member
Did you expect anything less?
PeteBull
Member
Fuck, alphabet ppl getting longer and longer description those days, first time i saw those last few additions- not a westerner so bear with me here- im usually not exposed to that shit on a daily basisa perfect score, lets me look at this checkpoint gaming and what their focus is.
Yeah this is a 6/10 game...
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clarky
Gold Member
The time for that was ages ago.
DeepEnigma
Gold Member
Seriously, even the air around me cringed and suffered second-hand embarrassment.
TintoConCasera
I bought a sex doll, but I keep it inflated 100% of the time and use it like a regular wife
Yes, it's from the IGN review video.