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[Yurt]

Why's everyone saying Henderson anyway?

because he's not ugly and his hair is nice

 

[bud]

england's gay player isn't going to be some average looking guy like henderson.

it's going to be a brute. a savage. a fat bastard.

rooney.

 

[KidA Seven]

dat moyes - http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/mar/06/david-moyes-manchester-united-fans-letter?CMP=twt_gu

Fuck off you ginger goblin cunt.

 

[pulga]

england's gay player isn't going to be some average looking guy like henderson.

it's going to be a brute. a savage. a fat bastard.

rooney.

id die of happiness

im wondering how UnitedGAF would react

 

[bud]

"While I knew that this job would be a challenge when I took it on, the difficult season we have experienced was not something that I envisaged, which I am sure is the case as well for you supporters – and my players, staff and I are desperate to compensate for that."

"not something i envisaged"
"desperate"

who is united's pr manager? this is a disaster.

 

[KidA Seven]

id die of happiness

im wondering how UnitedGAF would react

I would continue calling him a fat cunt. Fuck Rppmey.


300k a week

fuck off

 

[Yen]

You'd have to be a total prat to start a rumour about something like that (just for retweets) considering whoever the twitter hivemind choose will face a ton of abuse now.
But then that's twitter for you.

 

[Yurt]

I'll never get homophobes

why the fuck do YOU care what other people do with their lives

it's like the Barca cunts telling the rest of the world how football is SUPPOSED to be played

just fuck off

 

[Clydefrog]

and why is it called homophobia anyways? that's vastly overstated. it's not like "homophobes" are terrified of gay people.

arachnophobes are terrified of spiders though.

 

[Yen]

and why is it called homophobia anyways? that's vastly overstated. it's not like "homophobes" are terrified of gay people.

arachnophobes are terrified of spiders though.

Wiki:
Homophobia encompasses a range of negative attitudes and feelings towardhomosexuality or people who are identified or perceived as being lesbian, gay, bisexual ortransgender (LGBT). It can be expressed asantipathy, contempt, prejudice, aversion, orhatred, may be based on irrational fear, and is sometimes related to religious beliefs

OED:
An extreme and irrational aversion to homosexuality and homosexual people.

 

[operon]

Homework in university, it's uni not secondary school lecturers shouldn't give a crap. You either do it or you don't up to you to learn they don't take you by the hand

 

[K1LLER7]

It's Sterling...

 

[Broder Salsa]

If Sterling hadn't knocked up half of the UK already, he would have been a good guess.

I'll never get homophobes

why the fuck do YOU care what other people do with their lives

it's like the Barca cunts telling the rest of the world how football is SUPPOSED to be played

just fuck off

People are dumb. I mean we even have people liking Knack on here.

 

[K1LLER7]

If Sterling hadn't knocked up half of the UK already, he would have been a good guess.

He got bored innit. New endeavours.

Dat Brendan Face Touch

 

[LTWheels]

Don't Tinder when tired, it results in strange conversations:

 

[KidA Seven]

Wilbury, you need to watch Killer Joe. The movie is weird, but his performance is great. He plays a psycho perfectly.

 

[bud]

can you please ask her if she's an archaeologist.

 

[K1LLER7]

GOAT

Messi and Xavi watch admire ;_;

 

[Wilbur]

Wilbury, you need to watch Killer Joe. The movie is weird, but his performance is great. He plays a psycho perfectly.

Was gonna watch it tonight but there was no subtitles on it. Maybe I watch when asshole goes to bed chuckles

Watching Capote. Decent. Good acting

 

[Carbonox]

Wilbury, you need to watch Killer Joe. The movie is weird, but his performance is great. He plays a psycho perfectly.

weird is a fucking understatement :lol :lol

 

[Elchele]

Don't Tinder when tired, it results in strange conversations:

she wants the d

 

[Wes]

"we could change the world for the better..."

Mmm that suggestive ellipsis and first person plural. I think she likes you.

 

[LTWheels]

can you please ask her if she's an archaeologist.

She's already got my number. When I asked for hers she said that she was using a 'temp' number and would give me a text when she gets her phone bk. this was a week ago and she told me she will give me a text. However she keeps starting chats with me almost everyday in the app. Now I just say random shit to her. I spent three days calling her a black man called Jamal.

I've found cheesy chat up lines don't work on Tinder. No success with them. 'Hey you' works like 80% of the time. Also calling girls pastries (croissant, cinnamon twirl etc) works quite well.

 

[Wes]

@JFergusonSPORT 3m
Get #JFergusonSPORT trending and I'll make an ANNOUNCEMENT VERY SHORTLY - RT

Yep. Sounds like an attention hungry nincompoop.

 

[Willkiller]

I'm meeting someone on Sunday that I met on Tinder :lol

 

[KidA Seven]

Was gonna watch it tonight but there was no subtitles on it. Maybe I watch when asshole goes to bed chuckles

Watching Capote. Decent. Good acting

weird is a fucking understatement :lol :lol

Suck him off pls


He deserves it.

 

[FlutterPuffs]

I've found cheesy chat up lines don't work on Tinder. No success with them. 'Hey you' works like 80% of the time. Also calling girls pastries (croissant, cinnamon twirl etc) works quite well.

lol lol. Awesome advice man.

Fuck man, Joel McHale is awesome. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHWLpJRlBYA&feature=youtu.be

 

[L1NETT]

@JFergusonSPORT 3m
Get #JFergusonSPORT trending and I'll make an ANNOUNCEMENT VERY SHORTLY - RT

Yep. Sounds like an attention hungry nincompoop.

Sigh. Genuine chance of a potential inspiration for tons of young LGBT football fans used by some chump to get extra followers

Dunno why I get surprised and annoyed at this.

 

[K1LLER7]

Federico and Fergie ;(

David Moyes, his new manager, uttered barely a word to Macheda until he sanctioned his latest loan to St Andrew’s for the rest of the season. But there is someone at United who does not treat Macheda, now 22, as the club’s forgotten man: Ferguson.

“I don’t think I will stay at United but whatever happens, nobody can take away the memories of my time there,” Macheda says, breaking off from preparation for Birmingham’s Championship game against QPR, another former club, on Saturday.

“Sir Alex was amazing for me, he believed in me so much. After I scored two goals against Charlton last month he sent me a text message straight after the game. That was incredible because I hadn’t spoken to him for a long time so to get that text was a relief. He said, ’Well done and keep going’.”

 

[Timbuktu]

Never heard of that guy who tweeted about this gay England player.

Why's everyone saying Henderson anyway?

He just became a father, didn't he?

 

[LTWheels]

lol lol. Awesome advice man.

Also I've found if they ask you how your day/week is, mentioned that it's pretty good got this message from a cute girl, seems to go down well. Let's you turn the conversation from normal to more flirty.

 

[FlutterPuffs]

Also I've found if they ask you how your day/week is, mentioned that it's pretty good got this message from a cute girl, seems to go down well. Let's you turn the conversation from normal to more flirty.

......that is some fucking good advice.

 

[LegoArmo]

I reckon there'll be quite a few homosexual footballers who have played for England, I doubt some random bloke on Twitter would be the one to reveal it though.

 

[Wilbur]

Looking like it was all just twitter nonsense now, huh?

 

[Elchele]

Looking like it was all just twitter nonsense now, huh?

like everything coming from england

 

[LegoArmo]

like everything coming from england

Except for the Kroos story, that's real.

 

[Wilbur]

like everything coming from england

You're a racist

 

[KidA Seven]

I just rewatched that chicken scene in Killer Joe again.


There's no stopping the McConaissance.

 

[Broder Salsa]

You're a racist

It's alright though. Like when your semi senile grandma complains all those MOOOSLIMS coming into the country. Although I could probably have a better conversation with a senile racist grandma.

 

[Kyoufu]

id die of happiness

im wondering how UnitedGAF would react

I don't understand this post. Why would you care to the point of dying of happiness or caring about how UnitedGAF would react.

 

[Wilbur]

It's alright though. Like when your semi senile grandma complains all those MOOOSLIMS coming into the country. Although I could probably have a better conversation with a senile racist grandma.

Hahahaha

 

[Batigol]

It's a shame it's the sun reporting it, but about time someone came out openly. It's disgusting that it's taken so long. It shouldn't even be an issue in this day and age

It's Ox imo

 

[wedward]

She's already got my number. When I asked for hers she said that she was using a 'temp' number and would give me a text when she gets her phone bk. this was a week ago and she told me she will give me a text. However she keeps starting chats with me almost everyday in the app. Now I just say random shit to her. I spent three days calling her a black man called Jamal.

I've found cheesy chat up lines don't work on Tinder. No success with them. 'Hey you' works like 80% of the time. Also calling girls pastries (croissant, cinnamon twirl etc) works quite well.

I usually just ask "Do you want to go on vacation?" or I say "If I were Ernest Hemingway I would take you on a safari" Both work surprisingly well.

 

[Wilbur]

We fink it's fake bby

 

[Yurt]

what's tinder and should I install it?

I'm getting old am I stop inventing new stuff young ppl



Okay KidA I'll check out Killer Joe.

 

[KidA Seven]

Okay KidA I'll check out Killer Joe.

The movie is really weird.

 

[Broder Salsa]

what's tinder and should I install it?

I'm getting old am I stop inventing new stuff young ppl



Okay KidA I'll check out Killer Joe.

do you want new fresh russian meat every week?

if yes

then yes

 

[Yurt]

The movie is really weird.

Perfect!

do you want new fresh russian meat every week?

if yes

then yes

OH BABY!

but I don't trust the women of the internets and their weird camera angles. Face-to-face is best.

and if she's smoking hot, why is she looking for guys on Tinder? EH?

Spoiler

wats tinder

@JFergusonSPORT 3m
Get #JFergusonSPORT trending and I'll make an ANNOUNCEMENT VERY SHORTLY - RT

Yep. Sounds like an attention hungry nincompoop.

"Freelance sports journalist " might as well say unemployed.

 

[pulga]

holy fuck

what the hell happened to Watch Dogs?

 

[Broder Salsa]

holy fuck

what the hell happened to Watch Dogs?

Next gen not being as powerful as they thought happened, coupled with it being a cross gen game releasing for 400 platforms. It's a real ubisoft game.