Baron Aloha
A Shining Example
Well, I'm going through my backlog and I finally got to FFTA. I've played it for 1-2 hours and to be honest I'm not sure if I want to keep playing. Let's go through a list of what's wrong with this game (IMO, of course - and no, I haven't played the original FFT):
1. This game is slow. Quite possibly the slowest game that I have EVER played. You have to press about a million buttons to get your character to do something in a battle and you have to wait what seems like forever for your next turn. And then of course, you have to sit there and watch the character (and enemies) do their little routines (like walking from point A to point B and stuff like that). I wish there was a button that you could just press to skip all that crap and just kill the guy. Long winded doesn't even begin to describe the battles. It must have taken me at least 10 minutes for one stinking battle. Ridiculous. WTF were the devs thinking?
2. It's been bitched about before but I'm gonna bitch about it again. The judge/rules system sucks and it just bogs down the already plodding battles even more. So I've got like 6 party members. Half of them have swords. I enter the first battle of the game and what happens? The rule is "Forbidden: Swords, Recommended: Staves" - JUST LIKE THE FREAKING PA COMIC!!! So then of course half of my turns were worthless since I didn't have any other weapons for those characters besides swords. I'd like to shoot the genious who thought that this would be a good idea. Thankfully I figured out how to view the laws before a battle starts on the world map, but it's still a pain in the ass.
3. The game has a cheesy plot and sub par diaglogue. I don't even want to try and list all the things that are wrong in this area. I'm getting a headache just thinking about the stupid things that the characters say to each other. And to top it off, everything just seems so completely unoriginal that it's almost painful. Oh who am I kidding? It IS fucking painful!! Oh look! An annoying moogle character who's only purpose is to insert the word "kupo" into lines of dialogue at any given point. Sorry Square, it wasn't cute in Secret of Mana, it wasn't cute in Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles, and it wasn't cute in any of the countless other games where this happens. And guess what? It's not cute here either. More like repetitive and annoying. The fact that a moogle is one of your main party members just makes things even worse. Like I said, theres more things than just that which I found dull or annoying but I'll spare everyone the details (and I'll spare myself the turmoil of recounting them).
And that's about it right now. Like I said, I've only played it for an hour or so but this game has just turned me off so much in that brief period of time that it isn't even funny. I'm praying that someone here will convince me to give the game another go (because I'd really hate to waste $30 on a game that I'll never play again). I know that by having played it for such a short period of time that I am probably jumping the gun but I haven't been so upset with a game since Lagoon on SNES - which I rented and hated from the word go. I suppose FFTA can only get better from here (job system, etc) but things move so slowly that I'm not sure I will have the patience to stick with it. Is there some way to at least speed up the battles?
1. This game is slow. Quite possibly the slowest game that I have EVER played. You have to press about a million buttons to get your character to do something in a battle and you have to wait what seems like forever for your next turn. And then of course, you have to sit there and watch the character (and enemies) do their little routines (like walking from point A to point B and stuff like that). I wish there was a button that you could just press to skip all that crap and just kill the guy. Long winded doesn't even begin to describe the battles. It must have taken me at least 10 minutes for one stinking battle. Ridiculous. WTF were the devs thinking?
2. It's been bitched about before but I'm gonna bitch about it again. The judge/rules system sucks and it just bogs down the already plodding battles even more. So I've got like 6 party members. Half of them have swords. I enter the first battle of the game and what happens? The rule is "Forbidden: Swords, Recommended: Staves" - JUST LIKE THE FREAKING PA COMIC!!! So then of course half of my turns were worthless since I didn't have any other weapons for those characters besides swords. I'd like to shoot the genious who thought that this would be a good idea. Thankfully I figured out how to view the laws before a battle starts on the world map, but it's still a pain in the ass.
3. The game has a cheesy plot and sub par diaglogue. I don't even want to try and list all the things that are wrong in this area. I'm getting a headache just thinking about the stupid things that the characters say to each other. And to top it off, everything just seems so completely unoriginal that it's almost painful. Oh who am I kidding? It IS fucking painful!! Oh look! An annoying moogle character who's only purpose is to insert the word "kupo" into lines of dialogue at any given point. Sorry Square, it wasn't cute in Secret of Mana, it wasn't cute in Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles, and it wasn't cute in any of the countless other games where this happens. And guess what? It's not cute here either. More like repetitive and annoying. The fact that a moogle is one of your main party members just makes things even worse. Like I said, theres more things than just that which I found dull or annoying but I'll spare everyone the details (and I'll spare myself the turmoil of recounting them).
And that's about it right now. Like I said, I've only played it for an hour or so but this game has just turned me off so much in that brief period of time that it isn't even funny. I'm praying that someone here will convince me to give the game another go (because I'd really hate to waste $30 on a game that I'll never play again). I know that by having played it for such a short period of time that I am probably jumping the gun but I haven't been so upset with a game since Lagoon on SNES - which I rented and hated from the word go. I suppose FFTA can only get better from here (job system, etc) but things move so slowly that I'm not sure I will have the patience to stick with it. Is there some way to at least speed up the battles?