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NFL Offseason Thread |OT3| The Long Wait

squicken

Member
bucket, I just started up a game of GTA4. I've never finished it, but this time I will! Any tips?

I'd ignore all the non-character missions. Dating, racing, and friends and all that get lame. There's some cool set pieces as missions. The expansions are more fun for screwing around.
 

Milchjon

Member
Some some rich kids yesterday crashed their Infiniti into a tree and killed everyone inside. 5 high school kids, no fucks given by me.

That looked heavy.

What is this gaming side?
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One troll post and you insult me like that?

This Pats hate is insane right now.

I want everyone to say something nice about the Pats right now.

I'll start:

Tom Brady is a really great QB.

You are great. Cats>Dogs


Amazing.

bucket, I just started up a game of GTA4. I've never finished it, but this time I will! Any tips?

Forget about the main game and play Gay Tony. So much better.
 
Nice to see Kap is putting in the hardwork for the offseason and keeping the partying and alcoholism to a minimum.

Meanwhile in Detroit....

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Stafford keeps perfecting his craft as the whole league sleeps on him and the Lions.

stafford is the one who NEEDS to put in more work.... much more work. kap has already proven himself and took his team to a superbowl in his 10th start. has stafford won a playoff game yet? you guys are paying him some ungodly sum of money for what? 1 winning season and embarrassed in detroit? meanwhile, kap is basically earning the league minimum and taking his team to the superbowl. stafford should refund the lions
 
Fuck you Greg!

bucket, I just started up a game of GTA4. I've never finished it, but this time I will! Any tips?
Turn off auto-aim it'll hurt you more than it helps you, never use a weapon that isn't the SMG or M4 or grenades, only tap the handbrake button never hold it, never floor the throttle on curves, and kill all of the black pedestrians for the fun of it I mean wear body armor once you get to the McCreary missions before that its more irrelevant than the Cowboys.
 

JABEE

Member
For Browns Gaf and Ez/squicken/Dutch, saw this post on the OBR and thought it was kinda funny

In the battle of the Browns quarterbacks, fans will be interested to know that jason cambells displayed his veteran savvy in the cafeteria by consuming more protein with less calories and fat than Brandon Weedon. But the news of the day may have been Brian Hoyer.

Jason Campbell made a veteran move of grabbing two low fat yogurts and a grilled chicken & sundried tomato wrap, while Brandon Weedon chose a turkey sandwhich on wholle wheat. Weedon added light maynoaise probably not realizing that even light maynoaise has a significant number of saturated grams of fat. He compounded the error adding reduced fat swiss cheese.

Campbell ended the session with 60 grams of protein to Weedens 55 but with fewer fat grams and calories. Weedon did best him on fiber.

In a move of note, Brian Hoyer showed his promise by opring for hummus and fruit.

:jnc
 
I didnt :( you guys too insular

P.S Leave my QB alone!


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P.S.S

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you see the joke is that percy harvin is a pothead douchebag who lies about having migraines every year so he doesn't have to play a full season of football. thus, if he were to get 1800 yards it would be in his customary 8 games because there is no way in fuck that loser is playing in anywhere near 16 games. now you're in on it!

pss...t

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dumbass bitch tryin to do the charleston!
 
you see the joke is that percy harvin is a pothead douchebag who lies about having migraines every year so he doesn't have to play a full season of football. thus, if he were to get 1800 yards it would be in his customary 8 games because there is no way in fuck that loser is playing in anywhere near 16 games. now you're in on it!

pss...t

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dumbass bitch tryin to do the charleston!

:jnc
 
you see the joke is that percy harvin is a pothead douchebag who lies about having migraines every year so he doesn't have to play a full season of football. thus, if he were to get 1800 yards it would be in his customary 8 games because there is no way in fuck that loser is playing in anywhere near 16 games. now you're in on it!

pss...t

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dumbass bitch tryin to do the charleston!

Poor Kaep. Maybe some more jaeger bombs and hooking up with ugly bro's hoes can wash away the stink of being the worst 49er QB ever

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Cassel is the ONLY QB in the modern era to fail to take his team to the playoffs a year after an undefeated regular season. I'd kill myself rather than live with that failure.
 

mr2xxx

Banned
you see the joke is that percy harvin is a pothead douchebag who lies about having migraines every year so he doesn't have to play a full season of football. thus, if he were to get 1800 yards it would be in his customary 8 games because there is no way in fuck that loser is playing in anywhere near 16 games. now you're in on it!

pss...t

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dumbass bitch tryin to do the charleston!

Early in the season bra

1 down already
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All the while we get our beast back!


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Wrayfield

Member
bucket, I just started up a game of GTA4. I've never finished it, but this time I will! Any tips?

What the others said. For side missions, the only one worth it is Jacob: I'd try to hang out withhim so you unlock his weapon delivery. They are cheaper and you don't have to drive long to get to him when you call him.
 

Milchjon

Member
He'll be back:

We learned earlier Tuesday that JaMarcus Russell has dropped 50 pounds since he walked into the TEST Academy in California.

Russell's now at a lean 265, his exact weight when he tore up the 2007 NFL Scouting Combine and captured Al Davis' affection.

Now that Russell has shed the frame of a left tackle, will NFL teams take him seriously as a roster cand

Apparently, the answer is yes. According to NFL.com's Ian Rapoport, there is now "significant" interest from more than one team, according to a source.

Rapoport said on "NFL Total Access" that Russell -- who has hired high-powered agent Eugene Parker -- would like to sign with a team where he can sit on the bench and learn behind a respected leader at quarterback.

Translation: JaMarcus Russell wants NFL teams to know that if you sign him, you'll get an eager student with excellent dietary habits. Not the schlub who used to fall asleep during team meetings.

If Russell doesn't catch on with an NFL team in the next 30 to 45 days, Rapoport said Russell is "more than open" to signing with a team in the CFL. He has received plenty of interest up north.

Russell seems to have done all the right things during this comeback attempt. Now we'll see if a team is willing to take a leap of faith.
 

Kave_Man

come in my shame circle
He should go pay his dues up in Canadia. If he really means it, he'll do the work. He has no time to waste since he's already 27.


Nah. They used to have platforming and whatnot.

I'm not even sure if a team up here has his rights or he's free to go to any of the 8 teams.
 
I tried so hard to get into GTA4 but I couldnt finish it. Some of the missions are way to long and when you die it makes you start all over again. I feel that other open world games have really passed GTA by this gen, it will be interesting to see if Rockstar can reclaim their spot at the top with GTA5.
 

Hunter S.

Member
I love GTA IV. playing online multiplayer in a GTA was a dream come true.


Both expansion packs rule too. Only weeaboos could hate GTA IV.
 
I recognize that GTA IV is not a perfect game but I can't deny that I had a fantastic time playing the game back when it launched. I got really invested in the world and the characters, and I thought the core gameplay (mostly driving and shooting) was a ton of fun. I'm not sure how well the game would hold up for me on a second playthrough but I look back on it very fondly.

The bank mission, the (near end-game mild spoiler)
decision at the end of the game
, and the (mid-game spoiler)
decision between Dwayne and Playboy X
were the highlights for me.

I know the game has really fallen out of favor with a lot of folks on GAF and is often used as an example of a game that is extremely overhyped by the media but I honestly consider it one of the best games of the generation. The detractors have some valid points in retrospect but I still loved the game to death in spite of its minor (to me, anyway) flaws.
 
Darkest have you played sleeping dogs? I think that game does a lot of the same things but did them much better. I liked the story/location way more, and it also did a good job keeping the missions short enough that it wasnt to tedious if you died and had to retry them.
 

WanderingWind

Mecklemore Is My Favorite Wrapper
Darkest have you played sleeping dogs? I think that game does a lot of the same things but did them much better. I liked the story/location way more, and it also did a good job keeping the missions short enough that it wasnt to tedious if you died and had to retry them.

Yeah, it's a really great game and I agree that Patriots fans are basically lesser forms of life, more akin to lampreys than anything else found in nature. Great points, man.
 
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