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[789shadow]

Won a Super Bowl by default.

 

[Clark W. Griswold]

Losing a SB to the Pats would be a fitting high point to any franchise's history.

Of your bogus Super Bowls, that's the only one that shouldn't be taken from you.
Fuck the Panthers!

 

[Fantomex]

Of your bogus Super Bowls, that's the only one that shouldn't be taken from you.
Fuck the Panthers!

Reported!


Anybody else on Chrome? How can I change the color of my highlights and posts?

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Of your bogus Super Bowls, that's the only one that shouldn't be taken from you.
Fuck the Panthers!

Hi snes

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

What's the twist?

Bionic's heinous plans lead to Hernandez getting a life sentence, and in the end it turns out he was completely innocent?

well the twist would be that tom brady framed aaron hernandez. that or bionic marries tom brady at the end, it will be up to m night to decide!

 

[Slo]

What the fuck is this? Where the fuck am I? Who the fuck are you people?

 

[Bread]

that or bionic marries tom brady at the end, it will be up to m night to decide!

We all know that could never happen, the most we can hope for is tom convincing tebow to join him in a threesome with gisele. Then at the last minute gisele turns of the lights and leaves the room, leaving tom and tim to create sweet sweet butt babies.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

And before anyone asks, hell yeah I'm still salty about that Super Bowl. We had it won until old ass John Kasay choked like a dog.

That whole night sucked.

I didn't even get to see Janet's tittay.

And then to find out later that the whole thing was a sham?

 

[Clark W. Griswold]

And before anyone asks, hell yeah I'm still salty about that Super Bowl. We had it won until old ass John Kasay choked like a dog.

That whole night sucked.

I didn't even get to see Janet's tittay.

The Panthers lost, that's all that matters!

 

[Milchjon]

that or bionic marries tom brady at the end, it will be up to m night to decide!

That hardly qualifies as a twist. That urge has been obvious to anyone who ever read a bionic post.

What the fuck is this? Where the fuck am I? Who the fuck are you people?

Hi slo! I'm having a nice cold beer too!

 

[chuckddd]

Roethlisberger was suspended 4 games with zero criminal charges against him.

I don't think theres a chance in hell he plays a single game this year regardless of what does or doesnt happen.

Zero charges and the original suspension was 6 games. Kraft has fat stacks of cash, though, so I expect Hermurdez gets 2.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

well the twist would be that tom brady framed aaron hernandez. that or bionic marries tom brady at the end, it will be up to m night to decide!

If he could bionic would marry Brady in an instant.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

What the fuck is this? Where the fuck am I? Who the fuck are you people?

stealth :snes post

 

[bionic77]

well the twist would be that tom brady framed aaron hernandez. that or bionic marries tom brady at the end, it will be up to m night to decide!

You are a pervert...

Get some help.

Boys what should I buy. WiiU, Vita or (insert something cool under 400). I am bored and feel like buying a new toy. Not interested in an iPad. Not into tablets.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

You are a pervert...

Get some help.

Boys what should I buy. WiiU, Vita or (insert something cool under 400). I am bored and feel like buying a new toy. Not interested in an iPad. Not into tablets.

Don't bother buying a Wii U now. No reason to yet unless you want Zombi U or MH. Wait until next year.

Same with Vita. You already have a PS3 so unless you want an overpriced Wi U don't bother.

 

[Milchjon]

You are a pervert...

Get some help.

Boys what should I buy. WiiU, Vita or (insert something cool under 400). I am bored and feel like buying a new toy. Not interested in an iPad. Not into tablets.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B009GCUUL2/?tag=neogaf0e-20

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Anybody else find the text for the site not right? Like its too big or too small?

 

[RBH]

What the fuck is this? Where the fuck am I? Who the fuck are you people?

 

[bionic77]

Don't bother buying a Wii U now. No reason to yet unless you want Zombi U or MH. Wait until next year.

I really don't want one other than for Wonderful 100. What do I want for Vita? I guess I could just buy Donkey Kong and some other epic 3DS games.

No wonder our economy sucks. I have money and no one is making something I want.

 

[Milchjon]

I really don't want one other than for Wonderful 100. What do I want for Vita? I guess I could just buy Donkey Kong and some other epic 3DS games.

No wonder our economy sucks. I have money and no one is making something I want.

You just want the wrong things. You're failing America. Again.

Another year of you acting like this, and you'll be shipped to France.

 

[bionic77]

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B009GCUUL2/?tag=neogaf0e-20

I appreciate the idea (to use it to entertain me and potty train my kids) but I don't want to get my kids used to the idea of shitting on the floor. That is normal for Gata but here in the north we normally use toilets.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I really don't want one other than for Wonderful 100. What do I want for Vita? I guess I could just buy Donkey Kong and some other epic 3DS games.

No wonder our economy sucks. I have money and no one is making something I want.

Buy 2 dogs.Buy one for a regular dog and another one for belly rubs to keep stress down when you watch the Steelers suck this season.

 

[MechDX]

JJ Watt had a foundation run today for charity and Watt high fived everyone when they crossed the line. Guy is a freaking saint unlike members of a certain "other" team....

 

[bionic77]

You just want the wrong things. You're failing America. Again.

Another year of you acting like this, and you'll be shipped to France.

Make non pats suggestions!

 

[Milchjon]

Look at him going for the tackle. Can't bear seeing anyone succeed but himself. Not even little kids.

What a monster.

 

[MechDX]

Look at him going for the tackle. Can't bear seeing anyone succeed but himself. Not even little kids.

What a monster.

Hernandez is behind the kid out of camera shot.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

Buy 2 dogs.Buy one for a regular dog and another one for belly rubs to keep stress down when you watch the Steelers suck this season.

Buy 2 cats. One to strangle in frustration when Amendola breaks both collar bones in the first pre-season game. The other to put through the chipper shredder when Brady scrambles around all season looking for someone to throw to.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Buy 2 cats. One to strangle in frustration when Amendola breaks both collar bones in the first pre-season game. The other to put through the chipper shredder when Brady scrambles around all season looking for someone to throw to.

Buy 2 bags of dicks.

 

[Milchjon]

Buy 2 bags of dicks.

:jnc

 

[BannedEpisode]

That's me not Slo.

Slo is the older guy with the purple nail polish.

 

[jakncoke]

googled "goofy vikings fan" swear we've posted all the football images ever, happens like every search i do nfl related. no new material

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Buy 2 cats. One to strangle in frustration when Amendola breaks both collar bones in the first pre-season game. The other to put through the chipper shredder when Tebow scrambles around all season looking for someone to throw to.

Fixed.

Brady will be kicked out of the league once it's discovered that she's been doping (synthetic testosterone)

 

[Tom Penny]

Buy 2 dogs.Buy one for a regular dog and another one for belly rubs to keep stress down when you watch the Steelers suck this season.

Speaking of dogs. Hernandez dog was chilling in a mansion

 

[AngmarsKing701]

Buy 2 bags of dicks.

One for you and one for Dutch, I guess. Nice that you're picking out your own Christmas presents.

 

[Milchjon]

I shall make a Thomas Edward Brady Appreciation Thread to combat all the disrespect.

 

[ChanHuk]

I never want children.

 

[bionic77]

So no suggestions? You guys suck!

 

[jakncoke]

So no suggestions? You guys suck!

Arent both flops with little games. I mean you'd be better off buying 3 grams of coke and fucking a hooker in the ass for a hour then buying either console

 

[MechDX]

Mike Rodak ‏@mikerodak 38m
After nearly 4 hours, police activity wraps up at home of A. Hernandez. State Police leave with about 10 paper bags. pic.twitter.com/r042pFxSb3
Retweeted by Adam Schefter

May be bags of weed Gata!

Spoiler

or dicks

 

[Milchjon]

I never want children.

And all of humanity supports your decision.

Spoiler

I'm drunk.

 

[BlackGhost]

googled "goofy vikings fan" swear we've posted all the football images ever, happens like every search i do nfl related. no new material

I know what you mean, same thing happened when I googled Fat Freeman

 

[ChanHuk]

And all of humanity supports your decision.

Spoiler

I'm drunk.

You disgust me

Spoiler

I haven't had a drink in a week

 

[bionic77]

Arent both flops with little games. I mean you'd be better off buying 3 grams of coke and fucking a hooker in the ass for a hour then buying either console

I really don't follow either enough to know, but I am pretty sure my wife wont be ok with the coke or ass fuckery.

 

[chuckddd]

I really don't follow either enough to know, but I am pretty sure my wife wont be ok with the coke or ass fuckery.

That's what hotel rooms are for. - Michael Irvin

 

[jakncoke]

I really don't follow either enough to know, but I am pretty sure my wife wont be ok with the coke or ass fuckery.

But shes ok with you spending hundreds of dollars on soon to be clearanced consoles!

 

[Milchjon]

I really don't follow either enough to know, but I am pretty sure my wife wont be ok with the coke or ass fuckery.

Tell her it was either that or a Wii U.

She will understand.

 

[bionic77]

But shes ok with you spending hundreds of dollars on soon to be clearanced consoles!

She wasted thousands on purses and jewelry so she won't be saying shit to me!

Honestly it sucks not having any good toys out that I want to buy. These people need to make better shit!

 

[B For Bendetta]

She wasted thousands on purses and jewelry so she won't be saying shit to me!

Honestly it sucks not having any good toys out that I want to buy. These people need to make better shit!

Buy a volcano

 

[Milchjon]

She wasted thousands on purses and jewelry so she won't be saying shit to me!

Honestly it sucks not having any good toys out that I want to buy. These people need to make better shit!

Buy me a flight to the US, because otherwise I won't be able to go on vacation this year.

In return, I'll babysit your kids for an evening. And because I'm a great dude, I'll even refrain from turning them into Pats fans.

As for serious suggestions, is there nothing more outdoor-sy you like?

Get a shitty spoiler for your Lexus.

 

[ChanHuk]

You want a drunk German Pats fan to babysit your kids? That's child negligence.