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Hrk69

Hrk69

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Last night I slept for 16 hours straight

Admittedly, the nights before that I only slept 5 or 6 hours

But 16 jours straight? There must be something wrong with me lol
 
Peggies

Peggies

Gold Member
Misha Collins Sam GIF
 
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My username is a brain fart of an attempt to combine Daedalus and Theoden 20 years ago when I was writing a story I never finished that was pretty much Ninja Scroll, but sci fi…there was a version of me that wanted to do something cool, but it sucked so now I just make a lot of money making devices and shit.

Well I don’t actually make them, the illegals who are incredibly sweet and bring me food do, but I tell the government why it’s all good
 
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AJUMP23

AJUMP23

Parody of actual AJUMP23
Well work fixed whatever they broke with the Gifs they blocked last week. Back to a GIF extravaganza
 
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This Monday a fine gentlemen (not Richard Packer Richard Packer ) pulled me aside

He was like I want to do this thing

I said here are some reasons why you shouldn’t do that thing

But what if I did it this way he asks

No dude, don’t do this thing. You shouldn’t do it on a boat, you shouldn’t do it with a goat, I don’t care if you make it float, don’t do that thing.

He still thinks he can change my mind…
 
Diseased Yak

Diseased Yak

Gold Member
GAF, maybe this is a good place to post this. I've wondered this for a long, long time but haven't worked up the courage to ask:

How in the hell do I make pics I post on GAF smaller??? These photos straight from my phone are massive and even though no one has complained it bugs the shit outta me....
 
Richard Packer

Richard Packer

Member
Diseased Yak said:
GAF, maybe this is a good place to post this. I've wondered this for a long, long time but haven't worked up the courage to ask:

How in the hell do I make pics I post on GAF smaller??? These photos straight from my phone are massive and even though no one has complained it bugs the shit outta me....
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Rehost the image and download your preferable size.
 
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nush said:
www.neogaf.com

Analysis - Review - Dragon Age: The Veilguard | Review Thread

Much like people use the phrase “breast milk thief” when describing you.
www.neogaf.com www.neogaf.com

He's got a hate boner for Gummz and got fact checked.
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Seems like he could’ve believed something he didn’t look far enough into, which is different from intentionally spreading lies, but it isn’t a lie that Grummz is a grifting retard, regardless.

It’s also true that that Dragon Age scene is the cringiest cringe bullshit I’ve ever seen, holy shit. It doesn’t bother me one bit considering how many other games are out there I want to play, but I do look at people writing scenes like that like baby what is you doing.
 
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Rentahamster said:
Clippy never warned us about millennials using word processors.
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Watching that made me think of those terrible online comics which have like two panels of some straw man character sounding as dumb as possible that the author’s self insert then smugly makes a retort to and then we’re all left waiting for the joke.
 
Magister

Magister

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Some motherfuckers are trying to break in into my apartment. They had the nerve to try it twice already and it all ended with them banging on my neighbour's flat doors acting like they are some retards after I noticed them through the peephole. I was too scared to call the cops and I have trouble remembering faces I see for few seconds. Also I was at home lying in bed and using my phone until I heard someone fiddling with my lock. My curtains were closed and lights switched off. Similar thing happened 4 weeks ago.

What can I do to prevent those fuckers from coming? I'm not from US so I can't get a gun freely. Also, where I live security services are very expensive.

I know that this is a place for trolling, but I have a serious question since I can't post threads yet.
 
Richard Packer

Richard Packer

Member
Magister said:
Some motherfuckers are trying to break in into my apartment. They had the nerve to try it twice already and it all ended with them banging on my neighbour's flat doors acting like they are some retards after I noticed them through the peephole. I was too scared to call the cops and I have trouble remembering faces I see for few seconds. Also I was at home lying in bed and using my phone until I heard someone fiddling with my lock. My curtains were closed and lights switched off. Similar thing happened 4 weeks ago.

What can I do to prevent those fuckers from coming? I'm not from US so I can't get a gun freely. Also, where I live security services are very expensive.

I know that this is a place for trolling, but I have a serious question since I can't post threads yet.
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YHe76l3.jpeg


Install something like this and get a ring security type of device.

You can also get a dog. Best security besides a gun.
 
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Anyone else think excelsior class starships have warp nacelles like a giant codpiece or just me? Trying too hard there bois…

James Doohan’s acting was so good it made me hate a fictional class of fake ships
 
nush

nush

Member
Thaedolus said:
Anyone else think excelsior class starships have warp nacelles like a giant codpiece or just me? Trying too hard there bois…

James Doohan’s acting was so good it made me hate a fictional class of fake ships
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Can't see it myself.
Excelsiorclass.png
 
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Ok you found the most flattering picture of it ever but look at how long those things are compared to the rest of the ship! And that weird skinny area on the rear of the drive section (TIL they supposedly had a saucer separation capable variant)

Those nacelles are overcompensating for something and I said what I said.
 
Big Baller

Big Baller

Al Pachinko, Konami President
Magister said:
Some motherfuckers are trying to break in into my apartment. They had the nerve to try it twice already and it all ended with them banging on my neighbour's flat doors acting like they are some retards after I noticed them through the peephole. I was too scared to call the cops and I have trouble remembering faces I see for few seconds. Also I was at home lying in bed and using my phone until I heard someone fiddling with my lock. My curtains were closed and lights switched off. Similar thing happened 4 weeks ago.

What can I do to prevent those fuckers from coming? I'm not from US so I can't get a gun freely. Also, where I live security services are very expensive.

I know that this is a place for trolling, but I have a serious question since I can't post threads yet.
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Why would you be scared to call the cops. Do you have a landlord? If so let them know.
 
West Texas CEO

West Texas CEO

GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Thaedolus said:
Anyone else think excelsior class starships have warp nacelles like a giant codpiece or just me? Trying too hard there bois…

James Doohan’s acting was so good it made me hate a fictional class of fake ships
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Boy, Richard Packer really did a number on your mentals, eh?

Happens to everyone, though.

Like J. Gill, don't be afraid.

Super Mario Nintendo GIF
 
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