Mr Reasonable
Completely Unreasonable
Finally, someone who really grasps the magnitude of the situation and, like us all, is furious at the use of clothes pegs to fix wardrobe problems.
I imagine once all this is over, this is the take people will look back on most reverentially. Of course if Elon Musk joins the charge, as Jack insists he must, then we might actually see some intervention on improper use of clothes pegs at a governmental level.
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