Literally at one point the dancing was synced up to the moves on Dance Central, which IS the gameplay of Dance Central. 'Simple as that'
Ubisoft: A-
> FarCry 3, Watch_Dogs, and Assassin's Creed III were all rather good presentations.
Sony: C
> Saved by Ubisoft: Assassin's Creed III Boat Scene + Liberation, and PS:AS:BR.
EA: C-
> Dead Space 3 has jumped the shark, but looks like a decent Gears of War knock-off now, and Most Wanted looks fantastic. Everything else was boring as all fuck.
Microsoft: F
> Fuck them. Fuck their fratcore fetish, their non-game bullshit, and their DLC exclusives. Nothing save for Halo 4 at the start even resembled a showcase from a game company.
why dont you go back and fucking read my one sentence assessment of each?
Only thing of interest in the MS conference, was Halo 4 (it was amazing, which is a lot coming from me since I've only really liked the first one). It's not like I read people's opinions on a forum to make my decision, Like i said a million fucking times already, I read the play by play, and had no interest in watching the entire hour plus show. But I still went through it all, fast forwarding in case there was something that would catch my eye.
And for Sony, it was God of War. I gave it a + because they announced 12 free fucking games for PS+ subscribers.
you're really bitching that I gave MS a D, and rated Sony higher at a D+?! They at least also showed two other games (never shown before) that people are into, Uncharted 4: Not Uncharted, and Ellen Page: The game, which I wasn't into so I left out.
You high? Microsoft showed...
Summer of Arcade games
Forza Horizon
Gears of War Judgement
Fable Journey
Dance Central 3
What are those?
Seriously?
Sony: F (nothing we hadn't heard about before, everything is cinematic, no japanese games, pretends vita doesn't exist)
Haha, looking back at the opening, Tretton was just damage controlling the press conference. I love the guy, because he was/is honest and Sony has taken a much more honest approach to their PR, but looking back it is kind of funny.
I think had they erased the Wonderbook from the press conference and maybe put in a few more games or even logos, the presser would've been better. I wanted more Vita. Hell, I would be happy with the entire press conference being one big Vita show. Going from such a strong start to Wonderbook was a complete disaster and killed all momentum they had. Wonderbook just ruined it, the lack of new games was upsetting and no huge announcements that blow people away. Not even a PS3 price cut.
I can't help but think the Vita is simply an afterthought to Sony, now. Sure, they announce a few games here and there but they have either already been leaked, not shown off in a good way or are simply ports of PS3 games. They are repeating the same mistakes they made with the PSP and that is sad. The machine has so much potential and they are just sitting on their thumbs, it seems.
Next E3 will most certainly be about the PS4 and the Vita will again become simply a filler for the sake of pacing the press conference.
Unfortunate. Disappointed, but still better than the Microsoft presser. Nintendo is going to destroy everyone, I think. Shouldn't be hard with a new console to show off. Sony needed huge announcements to help the company in general... didn't do it.
You high? Microsoft showed...
Summer of Arcade games
Forza Horizon
Gears of War Judgement
Fable Journey
Dance Central 3
Tomb Raider
FIFA
Madden
CoD Black Ops
Splinter Cell
What are those?
removed the non exclusives for you, but I should probably remove the games that weren't new IPs as well.
removed the non exclusives for you, but I should probably remove the games that weren't new IPs as well.
Seriously?
Fair point with lack of Japanese games though they are probably appealing to American xenophobia and excessive nationalism.
Microsoft:
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EA:
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Ubisoft:
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Sony:
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Wonderbook:
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Day 1:
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It's just e3 we should really just relax.
Notice that he responded to
Sony: C
> Saved by Ubisoft: Assassin's Creed III Boat Scene + Liberation, and PS:AS:BR.
But you remove Splinter cell because it's not an exclusive?
Oh my bad the Assassin's Creed III is a PS3 exclusive?
HAHAHA, what?
excessive nationalism and xenophobia. what planet are you on?
I don't even know what to say to this.First time I saw Beyond, First time I saw TLOU in action. First time I saw GOW single player.
Everything is cinematic? Wut?
Fair point with lack of Japanese games though they are probably appealing to American xenophobia and excessive nationalism.
Microsoft:
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EA:
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Ubisoft:
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Sony:
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Wonderbook:
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Day 1:
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Microsoft: F
> Fuck them. Fuck their fratcore fetish, their non-game bullshit, and their DLC exclusives. Nothing save for Halo 4 at the start even resembled a showcase from a game company.
barring a Nintendo megaton, Ubisofts needs to be "UBISOfT WON THE SUPERBOWL, THE UBISOFT WON THE SUPERBOWL"
"That door(1) wasn't(2) there(3) before-"
*turn the page*
1- Door: A hinged, sliding, or revolving barrier at the entrance to a building, room, or vehicle, or in the framework of a cupboard.
2- Wasn't: Contraction(2.a) of was not.
2.a- Contraction: The process of becoming smaller.
3.- There(3.a): In, at, or to that place or position: "we stayed there eleven days"; "I'm going in there"; "the opportunity is right there".
3.a- Not to be confused with Their(3.a.a) or They're(3.a.b)
3.a.a- Their: Belonging to or associated with the people or things previously mentioned or easily identified.
3.a.b- They're: contraction(see 2.a) of they are.
"-So I was doing cocaine off this hooker's tits"
*move the straw over the hooker's tits with Playstation Move Remote
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I don't even know what to say to this.
First of all, that has nothing to do with xenophobia or nationalism. Secondly, Japan is easily one of the most xenophobic countries on Earth and Sony is a Japanese company. Finally, wtf?I responded already to a similar reaction, but most recently I spoke to several people who refused to pre-order Metal Gear Rising and Anarchy Reigns because they were "Too Japanese". This sort of sentiment is way too common for my tastes
Fratcore:
FIFA
Madden
CoD Black Ops (+DLC Exclusive Whoring)
Splinter Cell
Forza Horizon - WUB WUB WUB, Hektik Skidz Bro!
Non-Game
Fable Journey - Kinect, On-Rails? Ok lol.
Dance Central 3 - I can't wait to bend it like Usher!
Summer of Arcade games - That First Person Angry Birds Castle game sure looked like a deep and immersive experience.
That leaves us with Gears of War: Judgement and Uncharted:Drake's FortuneLara's Moaning
Really left me impressed.
This is what people should be talking about.So what happened to the streaming game stuff?
Stellar
Because it's how people talk?
So what happened to the streaming game stuff?