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What y'all doing for no-nut November?

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MachRc said:
my urologist once told me, (when i went in to get my morphology report for my jizz)
that I should ejaculate atleast every 72 hours..."thanks doc!"




I now see why.

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How Often Should You Ejaculate?

Twenty-one times a month, right? It’s actually not that simple. Find out where that number came from, what happens to your sperm, and more.
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Dont get prostate cancel kids.
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I really don't believe that. It's just another excuse.

No nut November is going well for me. Might actually make it the whole month this time.
 
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RJMacready73 said:
Can someone explain to this aul cunt why in the fuck this is an actual thing? Is this some sort of neckbeard incel movement?
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In the modern age of free always accessible high definition pornography of an infinite variety, nofapping for a month is the willpower equivalent of running a marathon. Those who have attempted it are changed by their experience even if they have failed.


I can't think of anything more challenging than nofapping in our society. I am training for a marathon, I expect to run one in a few months. If I make it through the month without fapping I will consider that a bigger accomplishment. When you get a few weeks in its like you are riding a tiger. So much energy, so much mental clarity, it feels as if time slows down, as if anything is possible. And then you obtain a supernatural level of horniness and you probably give in and start fapping.
 
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Taxexemption said:
In the modern age of free always accessible high definition pornography of an infinite variety, nofapping for a month is the willpower equivalent of running a marathon. Those who have attempted it are changed by their experience even if they have failed.


I can't think of anything more challenging than nofapping in our society. I am training for a marathon, I expect to run one in a few months. If I make it through the month without fapping I will consider that a bigger accomplishment. When you get a few weeks in its like you are riding a tiger. So much energy, so much mental clarity, it feels as if time slows down, as if anything is possible. And then you obtain a supernatural level of horniness and you probably give in and start fapping.
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I can't tell if this well written and humorous trolling or you're being serious but you give me a laugh either way
 
Tams

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Taxexemption said:
In the modern age of free always accessible high definition pornography of an infinite variety, nofapping for a month is the willpower equivalent of running a marathon. Those who have attempted it are changed by their experience even if they have failed.


I can't think of anything more challenging than nofapping in our society. I am training for a marathon, I expect to run one in a few months. If I make it through the month without fapping I will consider that a bigger accomplishment. When you get a few weeks in its like you are riding a tiger. So much energy, so much mental clarity, it feels as if time slows down, as if anything is possible. And then you obtain a supernatural level of horniness and you probably give in and start fapping.
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Urggh. Imagine seriously thinking not wanking for a month is a greater accomplishment than running 26.2 miles.

Not wanking is easy. Just don't do it. To run a marathon (and train for it) is to actually do something, which can very easily be put off.
 
RJMacready73

RJMacready73

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I mentioned to the wife this morning whilst lying in bed that there are guys who do this no nut shit, her immediate reaction was one of why!? and knowing how my wife likes to fuck my shit up about I mentioned I was thinking of trying it, queue her setting out to ruin it...

So yeah I'm out lads, enjoy the balloon balls
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Tams

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RJMacready73 said:
I mentioned to the wife this morning whilst lying in bed that there are guys who do this no nut shit, her immediate reaction was one of why!? and knowing how my wife likes to fuck my shit up about I mentioned I was thinking of trying it, queue her setting out to ruin it...

So yeah I'm out lads, enjoy the balloon balls
Think About It Reaction GIF by Identity
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Well played!
 
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Tams said:
Urggh. Imagine seriously thinking not wanking for a month is a greater accomplishment than running 26.2 miles.

Not wanking is easy. Just don't do it. To run a marathon (and train for it) is to actually do something, which can very easily be put off.
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Have you since reaching puberty not wanked or had sex for a month?
 
Kilau

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RJMacready73 said:
I mentioned to the wife this morning whilst lying in bed that there are guys who do this no nut shit, her immediate reaction was one of why!? and knowing how my wife likes to fuck my shit up about I mentioned I was thinking of trying it, queue her setting out to ruin it...

So yeah I'm out lads, enjoy the balloon balls
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I can’t imagine my wife’s reaction if I told her “no honey we can’t, there’s this internet challenge…”
 
reezoo

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Somewhat relevant, before my marriage, for a year I stopped wanking, watching porn or anything close to provoking. Then I got married and discovered on first night that my wife is on periods and we can’t do much for next seven days! A virgin, sleeping with a women for the first time, watching a naked women first time, touching a women for the first time but can’t do anything 😂. But after those seven days, boy oh boy! Created a personal record of 9 times in single day. Wife still complain/tease about that.
 
mindfreak191

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reezoo said:
Somewhat relevant, before my marriage, for a year I stopped wanking, watching porn or anything close to provoking. Then I got married and discovered on first night that my wife is on periods and we can’t do much for next seven days! A virgin, sleeping with a women for the first time, watching a naked women first time, touching a women for the first time but can’t do anything 😂. But after those seven days, boy oh boy! Created a personal record of 9 times in single day. Wife still complain/tease about that.
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Early horniness is honestly hilarious, my first girlfriend I was intimate with lived in another city so we would see each other once or twice a month. The first time I visited we shagged 5 times in a row, the 5th time I didn't even finish, everything was numb lol. Nothing better than those first months of a relationship hahaha
 
Lognor

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reezoo said:
Somewhat relevant, before my marriage, for a year I stopped wanking, watching porn or anything close to provoking. Then I got married and discovered on first night that my wife is on periods and we can’t do much for next seven days! A virgin, sleeping with a women for the first time, watching a naked women first time, touching a women for the first time but can’t do anything 😂. But after those seven days, boy oh boy! Created a personal record of 9 times in single day. Wife still complain/tease about that.
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How did you not have sex before marriage? Crazy.
 
West Texas CEO

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Samsomite said:
Which one of those dildos is your favorite?
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It's so hard to choose, man. I dunno.

Maybe the one with the two hands wrapped around it. And is that a pink Elephant dildo in the back?? Amazing.
 
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I'm actually doing it. And as of yesterday I've decided to stay away from porn (to prevent provocation), as well.

It's going good. Not feeling any urges to do it yet, but I've done this once before years ago, so I know I can do it.
 
SteadyEvo

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RJMacready73 said:
Can someone explain to this aul cunt why in the fuck this is an actual thing? Is this some sort of neckbeard incel movement?
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Being in my mid 30s I’ve realized I can no longer bust unlimited nuts like a teenager or young man in early 20s. And after 2-3 weeks I’ll have wet dreams which are just as enjoyable as the real thing. It’s strange cause in the dream it feels like I’m shooting gallons but I wake to find about 1/2 of what I’d usually blow. And it keeps my energy and desire high. I’m still having sex regularly just refraining from ejaculating. Builds stamina and my wife enjoys the endurance gains.
 
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