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[No BBC=Anger]

Lt Stone is eccentric as fuck but I'm playing through this atm.

 

[BlackTron]

No need to ditch Jill for any of those robots or anime characters.

 

[No BBC=Anger]

No need to ditch Jill for any of those robots or anime characters.

Jill is the OG police girl. Resi 3 outfit looks like she's going to a nightclub. It's great.

 

[Pegasus Actual]

I'm having troubles answering this. I've never played Cooking Mama... so my question is... is Cooking Mama really good at cooking?

 

[Mister Wolf]

A hotter version of Natalie Portman.

 

[Toots]

think about it...

Don't let anyone ever say neogaf is transphobe
Birdosexuality is the way

 

[Black_Stride]

Hmmm. Will they get old and saggy or stay how they are?
Dead or Alive girls titties would be round their ankles by 80 you see…

Ironically alot of the DoA girls wouldnt even count as being particularly busty in the west.
Most of them are really short so their tits look big, but IRL they are like busty for their size but probably wouldnt turn heads in the west.

Helena who had the biggest tits in DoA before Honoka would look almost exactly like this IRL:

NSFW Obviously:

Spoiler: Spoiler

^Now said girl is built like a tank, but I wouldnt be too worried about her tits sagging heavily considering the real monsters ive seen IRL.
With a simple sweater I wouldnt even consider her busty.


Dont ask me how I found a model with Helenas exact proportions.


She would be the second tallest girl in DoA by quite a gap at 1.7m tall.
Christie is the tallest girl at 1.77m tall.

Honoka who currently has the biggest tits is a literal dwarf at a height of 1.5m.

Bro consider that she;d be asking you to open the door for her but not to be a gentleman, but because she cant reach the handle.

Shes shorter than the shortest girl in this picture.

 

[darth.shrimp]

 

[Embercase]

 

[Putonahappyface]

think about it...

Dr.Morris79 think of the obscene amounts of money that Danniella Westbrook could make, creating explicit Onlyfans cosplay content would be astronomical!

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Dr.Morris79 think of the obscene amounts of money that Danniella Westbrook could make, creating explicit Onlyfans cosplay content would be astronomical!

Oh god no!!

Failing that though, she could make an absolute mint testing wines

I bet being around her was an utter nightmare back in the day, and expensive..

 

[SSfox]

Lot of great female characters, but it's usually not like "wife thing" etc, but if can chose one it would be Katarina and become my wife. Tekken devs opened my eyes and made me realize that there's nothing like a badass Latina woman

I watched Michiko anime the character ressemble a bit Katarina, and I can say this is exactly my type. You all can keep your 2B Tifa Eve etc for yourself, Katarina is the one I want.

 

[deriks]

I regret making this topic.

Oh, I lost it

 

[xrnzaaas]

The thread derailed for a while with pictures of cosplayers using all available Photoshop filters, but thankfully it's back on track now.

 

[Judge Magister]

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

 

[Trilobit]

I'd go with Bastila Shan from KotOR. She was such a great character, man I love that game.

Especially if she looked like this AI art:

Or Satele from The Old Republic. It would have been cool to have seen her in a live-action movie played by a younger Olivia Wilde.

Or Second Sister from Jedi: Fallen Order. Her eyes, man...her eyes!

She'd ditch you and just become a streamer and start streaming with Asmongold.

 

[SirTerry-T]

That tasty bit of stuff from Custer's Revenge.

 

[Kiya's Guard]

 

[Rheon]

Since I'm gay, I'll choose a male.

Gladiolus Amicitia, easily. FF does the best husbandos.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

 

[darth.shrimp]

My, aren't we greedy...

 

[RedC]

The thread derailed for a while with pictures of cosplayers using all available Photoshop filters, but thankfully it's back on track now.

My pictures weren't cosplayers.

I made them using Bing Image Creator.

 

[mansoor1980]

Shahdee Kaileena

 

[Audiophile]

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

 

[Chuck Berry]

 

[Hudo]

 

[Power Pro]

This narcissistic psycho can stay dead as far as I'm concerned.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

 

[Roman Empire]

Aerith. Depending on me the Cetra in Final Fantasy VII would never go extinct.

 

[DirtInUrEye]

 

[Mozzarella]

People here love psychos it seems.

This is my pick

 

[AJUMP23]

Bunch of degenerates. Have any ladies picked a person?

 

[mansoor1980]

alexis sinclair

 

[grvg]

This kind of waist line would only be possible if someone surgically removes all their ribs, damn.

Or photoshop, happens all the time

I was actually disappointed that the image creator didn’t add visual artifacts from the image editor

 

[ReyBrujo]

Thought she was Goldmoon lol No novels, though.

 

[swaffles23]

Trip from Enslaved

 

[Donald mac Ronald]

OG FemV is hot

Maybe on re

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

 

[Windle Poons]

Every single day. Including weekends and bank holidays.

 

[Puscifer]

…

Persona 5 really distracted people from the fact that Persona 4 always had the best girl. Chie doesn't get enough love these days.

That's a teenage girl, bro.

 

[Thick Thighs Save Lives]

I like how OP specifically said that you 'can only pick one', and there are posters like NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt here spamming his harem of waifus like there's no tomorrow.

 

[Edmund]

Kasumi (Dead or Alive)
Eve (Stellar Blade)
Tifa (FF7)

 

[Newuserdontflame]

You have reading comprehension issues huh.

 

[Tokio Blues]

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

Athena Asamiya

Kof 97 outfit is the best.

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

You have reading comprehension issues huh.

He is my friend

 

[Hudo]

I just wanted to quote this because it's so long.

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

- No money spent on pricey shampoos
- Happy with cheap soda

I see that as an absolute win.

Fuck that thing

Any Intergalatic nano particle I hate.