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Hannah was my girlfriend or: How I used to make internet porn (pm requests=ban)

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Karakand

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kassatsu said:
Pens > ducks.

Truth hurts, son.
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Hey hey hey let's not get personal here.

sefskillz said:
that shit doesn't need to be said. if you don't know it, you'll never know it!
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When it comes to sex and GAF it's best to assume the worst.

in b4 video isn't 60 fps wtf
 
kbear

kbear

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Dude I loved the vid where she's on the edge of the bed and you're pounding away missionary and she's just goin nuts. Fuck I must've rubbed like 2 or 3 out to that one over the years.
 
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reilo

learning some important life lessons from magical Negroes
You can easily find these online. Why is anyone even asking for a PM?
 
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Femmeworth

Banned
I'm quite curious to find and watch this video. I'll finally be able to say I watched a GAFer have sex. Though I don't think that is something I would admit to friends. :lol
 
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bishoptl

Banstick Emeritus
Mr Wispy's gonna post a pic of himself holding a sign that says "MY PEINS LET ME SHOW YOU THEM" in the next little while

...or else :D
 
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pxleyes

Banned
ninj4junpei said:
I'm quite curious to find and watch this video. I'll finally be able to say I watched a GAFer have sex. Though I don't think that is something I would admit to friends. :lol
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Oh no, try 12+ videos.
 
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C.Dark.DN

Banned
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

why can people make nsfw threads and link to shit


but linking in this is bad?

fucking tarded. i seen the vids already. it was like and easy search. but... WHY DO I NEED TO GO TO POINT A to POINT UHMM... UH.... to POINT B? why oh why
 
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teh_pwn

"Saturated fat causes heart disease as much as Brawndo is what plants crave."
Has this affected your sense of privacy? For example, most people seem to keep caring into their middle ages. Hence the creepy nude old men in gym locker rooms.
 
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dabig2

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-COOLIO- said:
its funny how we have one thread about guy who needs advice about how to talk to a girl and another about a man and his world famous porn.
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Gaf covers the whole spectrum indeed :lol
 
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kassatsu

Banned
bishoptl said:
Mr Wispy's gonna post a pic of himself holding a sign that says "MY PEINS LET ME SHOW YOU THEM" in the next little while

...or else :D
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OT, bish, the link in your tag has been removed :x

"GOOD SHOT"
 
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Deleted member 17693

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bishoptl said:
Mr Wispy's gonna post a pic of himself holding a sign that says "MY PEINS LET ME SHOW YOU THEM" in the next little while

...or else :D
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Haha ok, I'll have to post a picture of her in my room as well though, so you can compare. BARE WITH ME!
 
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shuri

Banned
BobFromPikeCreek said:
Wow. I thought I was the only one sane enough to see that there has been no proof whatsoever.
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This story starts with a polaroid.

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Once upon a time, I knew a girl called Natasha . I was seventeen years old, naive, horny. She was turning eighteen, beautiful, manipulative. Over time we became best friends, lovers, we stood by each other through thick and thin. You come to, amidst the wreckage of your own making. Do you stay there, eyes squeezed shut, afraid to move, hoping to bleed to death? Or do you crawl out, help your loved ones, make sure the fire doesn't spread, try to fix it?

nn2.jpg


One fateful day, a photo was taken.
And that is where it began. In a nightmare, every choice you make is a wrong one.

Enough of the prose, you get the picture. I used to date Natasha, and we used to make internet pornography. I wish to keep this thread as clean as possible (despite the subject matter), but there was some interest garnered in the confessions thread and I figured it might make for an entertaining thread in its own right (as opposed to answering loads of PM's). It was all connected. The murder of Senator Gate, the Cleaners, the Inner Circle, Vinnie Gognitti, I had to make Winterson see it.

For those of you not in the know - the Shuri and Natasha duo made quite a storm. A (then) friend stole some personal videos from my PC and hosted them online. When I found out about it, I shat bricks, thinking she'd kill me. But it turned out she found all the compliments kinky and enjoyed performing for an audience. Just as we were starting to get a feel for it all, things took a turn for the worse and quickly spiralled out of control- her school found out about it and she was suspended. We have been seperated for over two years now. I believe she nows live in Uruguay under the cover of being a researcher against modern strains of colera. The trouble with wanting something is the fear of losing it, or never getting it. The thought makes you weak. Like always, the dead had all the answers I was missing. It wasn't that they weren't eager to talk; quite the contrary, the dead had plenty to say and once they started, they would never shut up.


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How did this whole experience affect me in the long run? Well it was eye opening. I learned a lot about the nature of the internet and some of the callous folks out there, I learned about sexuality, and love, and hate. I can't say I would take it all back if I were given the chance, despite all the heartbreak and troubles that followed in our wake. There was a blind spot in my head, a bullet-shaped hole where the answers should be. Call it denial. I wanted to dig inside my skull and scrape out the pain. Just when you thought you had reached the deepest depths of horror, it suddenly got worse. How to turn off that small voice inside your head that started to whisper that you should be glad... that now, if not before, your revenge was justifiable on any conceivable moral scale. That small voice proved, beyond any doubt, that I was damned.

So if you have any questions, this is the place to ask. Either that, or I'll be banned and the thread will get locked.This is love. When someone drags you from the wreckage when you have given in, ready to just lie there and die. This is love. When someone, no matter what the cost, shows you there is hope, a choice, that you can put down your gun. This is love. Love hurts.

Snow fell like ash from post-apocalyptic skies. You'd find that Lady Luck was really a hooker, and you were fresh out of cash.
 
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GoutPatrol

Forgotten in his cell
bishoptl said:
Mr Wispy's gonna post a pic of himself holding a sign that says "MY PEINS LET ME SHOW YOU THEM" in the next little while

...or else :D
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And now this topic really gets interesting.
 
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BobFromPikeCreek

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shuri said:
This story starts with a polaroid.

[ig]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/140/357094853_7c2b817251.jpg[/img]

Once upon a time, I knew a girl called Natasha . I was seventeen years old, naive, horny. She was turning eighteen, beautiful, manipulative. Over time we became best friends, lovers, we stood by each other through thick and thin.

[ig]http://sourpanties.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/nn2.jpg[/img]

One fateful day, a photo was taken.
And that is where it began.

Enough of the prose, you get the picture. I used to date Natasha, and we used to make internet pornography. I wish to keep this thread as clean as possible (despite the subject matter), but there was some interest garnered in the confessions thread and I figured it might make for an entertaining thread in its own right (as opposed to answering loads of PM's).

For those of you not in the know - the Shuri and Natasha duo made quite a storm. A (then) friend stole some personal videos from my PC and hosted them online. When I found out about it, I shat bricks, thinking she'd kill me. But it turned out she found all the compliments kinky and enjoyed performing for an audience. Just as we were starting to get a feel for it all, things took a turn for the worse and quickly spiralled out of control- her school found out about it and she was suspended. We have been seperated for over two years now. I believe she nows live in Uruguay under the cover of being a researcher against modern strains of colera
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:lol I was thinking about doing something similar.
 
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Crisis

Banned
shuri said:
This story starts with a polaroid.

357094853_7c2b817251.jpg


Once upon a time, I knew a girl called Natasha . I was seventeen years old, naive, horny. She was turning eighteen, beautiful, manipulative. Over time we became best friends, lovers, we stood by each other through thick and thin.

nn2.jpg


One fateful day, a photo was taken.
And that is where it began.

Enough of the prose, you get the picture. I used to date Natasha, and we used to make internet pornography. I wish to keep this thread as clean as possible (despite the subject matter), but there was some interest garnered in the confessions thread and I figured it might make for an entertaining thread in its own right (as opposed to answering loads of PM's).

For those of you not in the know - the Shuri and Natasha duo made quite a storm. A (then) friend stole some personal videos from my PC and hosted them online. When I found out about it, I shat bricks, thinking she'd kill me. But it turned out she found all the compliments kinky and enjoyed performing for an audience. Just as we were starting to get a feel for it all, things took a turn for the worse and quickly spiralled out of control- her school found out about it and she was suspended. We have been seperated for over two years now. I believe she nows live in Uruguay under the cover of being a researcher against modern strains of colera
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I see what you did there.
 
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PrivateWHudson

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Great confession. Did you have problems with the other guy in the video. By that I don't mean jealousy problems, but did he try getting with her after the hotel night, call her behind your back...that kind of stuff?
 
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Napoleonthechimp

Member
"Now the whole of Star Trek can be yours on DVD in this special collection - Star Trek the collector's edition..." *switches off TV* Damnit! That sounded kind of interesting.
 
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bill0527

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Holy shit. This is like GAF's closest brush with an actual porn celebrity.

All of those Hannah videos have been regurgitated at the amateur porn sites for the last couple of years. I just saw a new one the other day that I must have missed a couple of years ago when they first came out.
 
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