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[benjipwns]

Can I ask if the the moist dudes and the cookie cutter motherfucker thing are real quotes in the english language?
:lol :lol
Oh god, this thread!

"Cookie cutter" is a phrase, consider it similar to "mass-produced", "clone" or "copy", the motherfucker part is just what Samuel L. Jackson (and our OP) would append to the end.

 

[MisterHero]

Dudebro: My Shit is Moist So I Got to Shoot/Slice You III: You Cookie Cutter Mother Fuckers

"a mother fucking cookie cutter sequel"
-IGN

 

[Hot Coldman]

Er, I just read the whole thread...

...

:lol :lol :lol

oh god I can't breathe

 

[UltimateIke]

I made some cookies in honor of this thread.

 

[HappyBivouac]

USERSTYLE THIS SHIT

 

[Jive Turkey]

Oh come on...He had a shit load of spelling errors but he didn't misuse the word "your".

Well to be fair the song was featured in the movie with full lyrics, around the midpoint mark.

In the movie. The play is an entirely different beast. Not to mention altering the play that much is a violation of the licencing contract.

 

[Hazaro]

 

[Speevy]

 

[Plywood]

For.

 

[ThatObviousUser]

This needs to be an actual product.

 

[Monocle]

I chuckled.

 

[Hot Coldman]

:lol

Mannnnnn, if I knew there was any point in doing so I'd be begging EvilLore to make this the icon right now.

 

[timetokill]

:lol

I keep hearing Isaac Washington saying "cookie cutter motherfuckers"

 

[kadotsu]

Finally the show in thread form:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk20WWY15uc#t=0m10s

 

[Son of Godzilla]

Finally the show in thread form:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk20WWY15uc#t=0m10s

It's amazing how much the laugh track fucking ruins that show.

 

[Spookie]

I'm so glad I had the pleasure of a morning off so I could read this thread. :lol

 

[JAVK]

I am not moist you're just like the rest of these dudes safe moist as dudes but not I

WTF does this even mean?!?

 

[UltimateIke]

Who is motherfucking enough to be safe moist as dudes?

Now show us what you are capable of.

 

[Sadist]

Holy fuck

Or could I say, holy moist?

 

[Vagabundo]

hehe, I'm moist right now dudes....


GAF is a breeding ground for lunatics... I've never seen such a collection of safe, moist, cookiefuckers, in my life...

 

[Noogy]

I've never seen such a collection of safe, moist, cookiefuckers, in my life...

:lol

 

[Stop It]

You would be too if you were surrounded by cookie cutter mother fuckers who were safe moist as dudes.

:lol :lol :lol

I have just woken up to this thread. I...somebody hold me.

I want one of those.

IM DYING! STOP IT! :lol

Sorry, I can't help on this one *runs*

All I can say is don't be a cookie cutting motherfucker, or you may end up being moist, dude.

 

[Gomu Gomu]

Epic thread. :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Rewrite]

Hilarious thread. Just caught up to this page. :lol

 

[Glass Soldier]

Goddamn. :lol This is why I joined GAF in the first place.

 

[Linkhero1]

This thread is making me moist all over.

 

[m3k]

:lol

great thread

edit: i don't know what mods normally think of the day to day gaffers but the congregation of mods to view this thread is funny...

What the hell is this thread?

oh and cookie cutter motherfuckers and dude bro should go together :lol

 

[UnblessedSoul]

*wipes tears* Ahh another golden thread, we truely are inferior against the OP

 

[devilhawk]

Easily safe moisted.

 

[MrTroubleMaker]

:lol wtf :lol

 

[nny]

wtf, wtf.

I've been enlightened, I'll never think of GlaDOS in the same way:

(...)
Anyway this cake is great!
It's so delicious and moist! (as dudes)
(...)

 

[EatChildren]

This thread did not exist when I went to bed.

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?

 

[Fimbulvetr]

Don't blame us. Blame yourself or God.

If only he had posted an honest thread, he wouldn't have been banned in obscurity.

 

[Deleted member 30609]

'moist' is such a dirty word. it makes me feel unclean. one of my mate's back in high-school would use it when he saw something that would make him feel sick. "it's just so grotty sounding", he'd say of the word 'moist' when asked.

this has been Rez on the word 'moist'.

 

[TheOddOne]

This thread did not exist when I went to bed.

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?

Everybody is handing out cookies, I still have not received mine yet.

ITS NOT FAIR.

 

[Seraphis Cain]

 

[spats]

What a great thread to wake up to!

 

[EatChildren]

Everybody is handing out cookies, I still have not received mine yet.

ITS NOT FAIR.

Fuck that I want a cookie.

WHERE IS MY COOKIE?

 

[benjipwns]

And use a cookie cutter?

 

[Threi]

I like that gif, now show me what you are capable of. You cookie cutter mother fucker, you're just like the rest of these dudes safe moist as dudes.

This line made me laugh for 20 minutes straight :lol

I better see this in dudebro in some way, shape, or form.

 

[Mr_Guillotine]

Haven't laughed that hard on GAF in a while, thanks OP.:lol :lol :lol

 

[mclem]

"Cookie cutter" is a phrase, consider it similar to "mass-produced", "clone" or "copy"

It is also a thing to cut cookies.

Just in case that's not already implicitly clear.

 

[SmokyDave]

Man, this thread is like the lyrics sheet for a lost Captain Beefheart album. I wondered why everyone was cutting cookies and getting moist over in OT.

 

[Kurtofan]

My head hurts.

 

[brotkasten]

My head hurts.

Want a cookie?

 

[Kurtofan]

Want a cookie?

Yeah I'll just cut one before they become moist.

 

[TheOddOne]

This pic...

seems appropriate.

 

[HK-47]

If only he had posted an honest thread, he wouldn't have been banned in obscurity.

Doesnt work as well. He was banned in infamy.

 

[Ricker]

The new month should be good...E3??? F that,we got Moist...

 

[UltimateIke]

Want a cookie?

I really had hoped you'd be the one to grab the avatar.

This thread has made my day. :lol