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NFL Off-Season |OT3| Josh Freeman is fat and eats too much food. Fat. Fatty. Fatfat.

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Fantomex

Member
Grover Cleveland said:
Alligator on Alligator violence

And since I missed it yesterday, here are some of the early notable pictures from Panthers training camp.


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Thomas Davis unpacking. Notice the lack of body casts, slings, or crutches. Cherish this folks, for seeing an uninjured Thomas Davis is as rare as seeing a good honest Patriots fan

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SWAG

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Hurney messed around and drafted Superman with his first pick
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Wheres Steve Smith doe? And also any of you guys have a fantasy league I can join?
 
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Dutch Gronk

Banned
Milchjon said:
Those Lingerie Football chicks actually seem kinda badass. I never watched it, but do they really play all out tackle football in these clothes?

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As for that Brady shop, someone actually took the time to add a bulge. kinda disturbing.
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Looked up LFL YouTube video, some of those girls would have been fined by Goodell for those hits. One chick elbowed another chick to the face, good stuff.

Also, you can see their butts.
 
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cajunator

Banned
Dutch Patriot said:
Looked up LFL YouTube video, some of those girls would have been fined by Goodell for those hits. One chick elbowed another chick to the face, good stuff.

Also, you can see their butts.
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The LFL is amazing. But yeah I think some of the hits in those games would definitely get fined in the NFL, because fuck Goodell.
 
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Big-E

Member
Why were there mentions of stats as a positive in regards to the Pats D? Tebow was shown to be a pretender because he was in the presence of the one true Lord and Savior on the sidelines, not because of our defense. The fact we got to the Super Bowl with our defense shows more about the current state in the AFC than anything else.
 
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SlackAdjuster

Member
Wes said:
So if I'm understanding this correctly it's just a formality for Lerner to be replaced by Haslam, Holmgren to be replaced by Banner, Heckert to stay, and Shurmur given a year to prove himself.


Someone tell me about this Banner chap. What kind of sandwich does he eat?
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Something out of a truck stop, I'd assume.

As someone said Holmgren was likely out anyway after this season. I think he's 65 or some shit. I'd like Heckert to stay. He hasnt been A+ so far but he's been ok in my eyes. I think this team is finally starting to assemble some actual talent.

As for Lerner...I'm learning things I didnt know. Like he wasn't allowed to sell the team for 10 years after his father passed. This Oct = 10 years. So I'm guessing he didnt really want to do this all along, looks like he couldnt wait to get rid of it. But I almost feel bad because he was burdened with it being passed down to him when he obviously wanted nothing to do with it and I'm sure felt pressure to continue his father's "legacy". Which kinda sucks all the way around. Thanks again, Al. First you help Modell move the team. Then you take control of the new one trying to act like some kind of savior. Then you leave the team in your will to your kid who really wants nothing to do with it. Thanks bra.
 
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BlackGhost

Banned
SlackAdjuster said:
Something out of a truck stop, I'd assume.

As someone said Holmgren was likely out anyway after this season. I think he's 65 or some shit. I'd like Heckert to stay. He hasnt been A+ so far but he's been ok in my eyes. I think this team is finally starting to assemble some actual talent.

As for Lerner...I'm learning things I didnt know. Like he wasn't allowed to sell the team for 10 years after his father passed. This Oct = 10 years. So I'm guessing he didnt really want to do this all along, looks
like he couldnt wait to get rid of it. But I almost feel bad because he was burdened with it being passed down to him when he obviously wanted nothing to do with it and I'm sure felt pressure to continue his father's "legacy". Which kinda sucks all the way around. Thanks
again, Al. First you help Modell move the team. Then you take control of the new one trying to act like some kind of savior. Then you leave the team in your will to your kid who really wants nothing to do with it. Thanks bra.
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Yeah I don't even think Lerner is really all that big of a fan of Football. Lerners way more interested in Soccoor club. As for Holmgren looking at it now i can't think of really one good thing he's done for us, I like Heckert however. New ownership could be something really good for us. I just want the sale to be over with, and see what direction we'll go in.

And i think it was Holmgren that pushed Heckert to draft McCoy.

Heard a rumor of Cower to Browns for all the steelers fans hehehe prob won't happen
 
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SlackAdjuster

Member
Oh and I'm completely happy with the sale. As you said, Lerner just isnt into it. It was forced upon him. But what I DONT want is another entire clean sweep, new pres, new GM, new coach, new assistants, etc. Man, we cant keep doing this!
 
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BlackGhost

Banned
SlackAdjuster said:
Oh and I'm completely happy with the sale. As you said, Lerner just isnt into it. It was forced upon him. But what I DONT want is another entire clean sweep, new pres, new GM, new coach, new assistants, etc. Man, we cant keep doing this!
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Some of those things might be unavoidable for us, it'll be a interesting couple months for us to say the least
 
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DY_nasty

NeoGAF's official "was this shooting justified" consultant
eznark said:
People only boycott companies that are easy to boycott. It's absurd, hypocritical and makes everyone involved look like a fucking moron. In this instance, it's a lefty issue. They are furious about CFA supporting DOMA and make sure everyone knows it by tweeting and blogging and tumbling via their Chinese manufactured devices. Other big lefty issues: outsourcing, "living" wage, buy local.

Give me a break. This is low hanging fruit that holier than though douche bags glom onto so that they feel better about walking past a homeless guy on their way to buy their 5th $600 iphone in 6 years.

It's a "I want to ease my white liberal guilt but I don't want to actually give up anything I care about or make any sort of effort" crusade.
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This is the best thing.
 
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darkside31337

Tomodachi wa Mahou
Kyle Boller retired? Truly the end of an era.

Retired one day after the Chargers signed him. Guess he realized he was signing with the Chargers.
 
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squicken

Member
Godslay said:
Meanwhile in Latrobe...

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The skinny bald dude really does make it look like some homemade porno shoot from the 80s


edit: Just move to LA already you lame fucks


The mere presence of RGIII in the Edward Jones Dome isn’t enough for the Rams at their home opener Sept. 16. They will also welcome quarterback Robert Griffin III and the Washington Redskins with Jeff Fisher "Mustache Day" at the dome.

All fans in attendance receive a "Fisher mustache" to wear during the game. It’s part of the team’s first-ever promotional schedule. Hey, when you’ve gone 15-65 over the past five years, you’ve got to do what you can to move tickets.
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jakncoke

Banned
The San Diego Chargers were looking for a camp arm when they signed quarterback Kyle Boller as a street free agent on Friday. But Boller doesn’t want to play football anymore.
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lol

8931 career yards, 48 tds - 54 ints

20-27 career record

what a first rounder.

15-65, lmao. so bad. and this year they'll win like 4 or 5 games so it'll end up being 19-77 or 20-76 over 6 years
 
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squicken

Member
jakncoke said:
15-65, lmao. so bad. and this year they'll win like 4 or 5 games so it'll end up being 19-77 or 20-76 over 6 years
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It's the worst 5 year stretch in modern football. As bad as bionic rags on the Yorks they have nothing on Georgia Frontiere and her dim-witted progeny. Cheap and stupid. This is Kroenke's first hire, and though his other teams haven't been great, they haven't been bad. George Karl and Arsene Wenger are generally well regarded
 
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Godslay

Banned
squicken said:
It's the worst 5 year stretch in modern football. As bad as bionic rags on the Yorks they have nothing on Georgia Frontiere and her dim-witted progeny. Cheap and stupid. This is Kroenke's first hire, and though his other teams haven't been great, they haven't been bad. George Karl and Arsene Wenger are generally well regarded
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I like Karl, but aren't the Nuggets separate to a certain degree with Josh Kroenke running the show in Denver?
 
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squicken

Member
Godslay said:
I like Karl, but aren't the Nuggets separate to a certain degree with Josh Kroenke running the show in Denver?
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Yeah the Avs and Nuggets are run by Jr. But Stan hired Karl before he handed it off to the kid. Avs I don't know but hockey coaches don't matter anyway
 
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