NFL investigating Gronk Gronk for illegal showing of affection
Published: 01/10/2012 04:30pm
As originally reported by FOX Sports' Jay Glazer, the Shirtless League is investigating the Gronk Gronks for posting 'messages containing suggestive words' on Thursday night.
Glazer tweeted that "Shirtless Security has already begun with an investigation looking into the rumoured affair between the Commishioner and a cat, the Shirtless League takesa this competitive advantage issue EXTREMELY serious."
The Gronk Gronks released a brief statement on their website that same afternoon, stating, "We are aware of the inquiry and we don't give a fuck, this is my League. But this will not influence any results in the future nor has it in the past. I may be jaded, but I'm always fair! (despite what Snesfreak always yells', but that's just the altzheimers)"