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Shirtless FF League : Shirts are for squares.

M

Milchjon

Member
Like all good clubs, Shirtless members should have a custom shirt.

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D

Dutch Gronk

Banned
Kave_Man said:
Which team is ActStriker? I will be sure to destroy him next year in the Shirtless league.
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Josh Freeman's Taco Haven or something like that. Second place this year.

Season 2 starting info

Season 2 Shirtless Party List
1. Dutch Godell - Need more bribes this year
2. Ubertag - His title to lose already.
3. Actstriker - Shirtless Giant
4. Chan - No shirt, no pants.
5. Blackghost - Revenge is his middle name.
6. Greg - Will not trade away AP this season.
7. Godslay - More lucky than good.
8. Kave_Man - Will he add another team to his shame circle?
9. Milchjon - Fantasy Football War II
10. Wes - Big meanie
11. Larry - Bad luck last year (duh), but will be back with a knife
12. Snesfreak - Need somebody to finish last again
13. -
14. -

As you can see, we need to more of YOU PEOPLE,

Reasons why you might wanna join ?

Benefits of being shirtless:
1. Less laundry
2. Ladies dig it
3. Easy access when you have an itch
4. Instant swagger increase
5. You're like Gronk
6. No beer stains when you miss your mouth
7. Eternal glory

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Shirtless Records
Highest single fine price - $1.000.000 for Greg

Highest score in a game - 149.84 in week 3 of Season 1 - Actstriker
Lowest score in a game - 42.04 in week 11 of Season 1 - Fox318
Highest team score in a season - 1303.44 in Season 1 - BlackGhost
Lowest team score in a season - 911.76 in Season 1 - Sanjuro

Most defenses drafted in 1 draft - 3 - Frenchie
Most saltyness over not getting a player they really wanted - tie- Dutch Goddell with Gronk, Snes with Doug Marting
Worst idea regarding the draft - Larry suggesting an offline draft.

Most 'Hunger Foul' Trophies in a season - 3 - Milchjon
Best start to a season - 7-0 - Season 1 - Wrayfield
Longest winstreak (regular season) - 8 - Blackghost
Hottest chick (decided by multiple polls) - Emma Stone

Trade records
Most lopsided trade in league history - Matt Ryan and Ahmad Bradshaw (From Actstriker) for Adrian Peterson and Nick Foles (from Greg)

List of champions

Season 1 - Godslay with his Jerry Jones Gloryholes
 
A

ActStriker

Member
Kave_Man said:
Get bent!

I came to the Shirtless league a champion.

I'm the cat.gif league champ!

You will show me respect.
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Have the Leafs been eliminated yet?

sorry Kave

Also, Dutch you missed Trade of the Year: Matt Ryan and Ahmad Bradshaw for Adrian Peterson and Nick Foles
 
C

ChanHuk

Banned
Well guys, I actually put in work at work today. Was on my lunch and some woman backs up her car into a restaurant. Needless to say, I was upset that I had to work on my lunch break.
 
D

Dutch Gronk

Banned
Kave_Man said:
Get bent!

I came to the Shirtless league a champion.

I'm the cat.gif league champ!

You will show me respect.
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You have to earn respect in this league, baby! JUST WIN BABY, WIN!

ActStriker said:
Have the Leafs been eliminated yet?

sorry Kave

Also, Dutch you missed Trade of the Year: Matt Ryan and Ahmad Bradshaw for Adrian Peterson and Nick Foles
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Good point!

Milchjon said:
Well, you're better than Skip at least.
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Thanks?

ChanHuk said:
Well guys, I actually put in work at work today. Was on my lunch and some woman backs up her car into a restaurant. Needless to say, I was upset that I had to work on my lunch break.
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You're like a real world pants less Batman.
 
C

ChanHuk

Banned
Dutch Patriot said:
Shirtless Run-DMC to ease the pain, how much will that trauma bag hurt you ?

DMC tore his biceps whilst flexing on that pic :(
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Eh, its company property so I'm getting written up for losing company property. Its basically a fancy first aid kit that cost them maybe $15.
 
D

Dutch Gronk

Banned
ChanHuk said:
Eh, its company property so I'm getting written up for losing company property. Its basically a fancy first aid kit that cost them maybe $15.
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Oh so nothing too bad. Keep fighting the good fight!

Since this country is in complete disarray because of an inch of snow, and I can't get to the University, I decided to watch the Les Miserables musical on Youtube. Good stuff.
 
M

Milchjon

Member
I'm gonna need another timeout. See you after the SB (and my exams).

Have fun guys, I know I will.

Go Pats! Fuck the Ravens!

Yes, this is embarrassing
 
G

Greg

Member
Milchjon said:
I'm gonna need another timeout. See you after the SB (and my exams).

Have fun guys, I know I will.

Go Pats! Fuck the Ravens!

Yes, this is embarrassing
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How dare you... and without much warning...

Your team will lose because of this!

good luck on your exams
 
K

Kave_Man

come in my shame circle
So I guess Milch can fill me in when he returns but I never understood the point of banning yourself for a little while.

Is GAF that addictive? I can admit I'm on here a large part of the day but when I need to get work done I get it done.

When you're banned you just can't post right? Or are you barred from seeing anything?
 
G

Greg

Member
Kave_Man said:
So I guess Milch can fill me in when he returns but I never understood the point of banning yourself for a little while.

Is GAF that addictive? I can admit I'm on here a large part of the day but when I need to get work done I get it done.

When you're banned you just can't post right? Or are you barred from seeing anything?
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if you stay logged in, I believe you can't browse or post and are redirected to the ban message

if you log out, you can still browse
 
D

Dutch Gronk

Banned
ChanHuk said:
I'm shirtless and pantsless, its 72 degrees outside.
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Are you also outside? It's in the high 10s here now, it's almost time to start wearing gloves (Like Peyton Manning, who also wore gloves!)

Also, if Sweetvar drags us all down into court, just take your shirt off and deny everything. Those horse tranqs, all that Adderal and the bottles of Jack were delivered at the wrong adress.
 
G

Greg

Member
I appreciate that very much, Dutch.

I'm going out shortly. I woke up shirtless, and I'm staying that way throughout the night.
 
B

BlackGhost

Banned
Greg said:
I appreciate that very much, Dutch.

I'm going out shortly. I woke up shirtless, and I'm staying that way throughout the night.
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i too will be out tonight, word on the street is that "low grade strippers" will be at the party im going to
So not sure what the night has install for me :lol
 
D

Dutch Gronk

Banned
We got a surprise entry. Lunchbox will join us next season, should be interesting.

Season 2 starting info

Season 2 Shirtless Party List
1. Dutch Godell - Need more bribes this year
2. Ubertag - His title to lose already.
3. Actstriker - Shirtless Giant
4. Chan - No shirt, no pants.
5. Blackghost - Revenge is his middle name.
6. Greg - Will not trade away AP this season.
7. Godslay - More lucky than good.
8. Kave_Man - Will he add another team to his shame circle?
9. Milchjon - Fantasy Football War II
10. Wes - Big meanie
11. Larry - Bad luck last year (duh), but will be back with a knife
12. Snesfreak - Need somebody to finish last again
13. Lunchbox - Gotta reach our Pats fan quota
14. The Darkest Red - Since he lives in Miami, there is no reason for him not be shirtless 95% of the time.

As you can see, we need to more of YOU PEOPLE,

Reasons why you might wanna join ?

Benefits of being shirtless:
1. Less laundry
2. Ladies dig it
3. Easy access when you have an itch
4. Instant swagger increase
5. You're like Gronk
6. No beer stains when you miss your mouth
7. Eternal glory

iZzf89LdLcEW2.gif



Shirtless Records
Highest single fine price - $1.000.000 for Greg

Highest score in a game - 149.84 in week 3 of Season 1 - Actstriker
Lowest score in a game - 42.04 in week 11 of Season 1 - Fox318
Highest team score in a season - 1303.44 in Season 1 - BlackGhost
Lowest team score in a season - 911.76 in Season 1 - Sanjuro

Most defenses drafted in 1 draft - 3 - Frenchie
Most saltyness over not getting a player they really wanted - tie- Dutch Goddell with Gronk, Snes with Doug Marting
Worst idea regarding the draft - Larry suggesting an offline draft.

Most 'Hunger Foul' Trophies in a season - 3 - Milchjon
Best start to a season - 7-0 - Season 1 - Wrayfield
Longest winstreak (regular season) - 8 - Blackghost
Hottest chick (decided by multiple polls) - Emma Stone

Trade records
Most lopsided trade in league history - Matt Ryan and Ahmad Bradshaw (From Actstriker) for Adrian Peterson and Nick Foles (from Greg)

List of champions

Season 1 - Godslay with his Jerry Jones Gloryholes
 
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