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I'm sick of spreading my cheeks so just don't fuck me Sony, please.
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I miss E3.
Probably going to be third party and indie fluff with a "one more thing" in the shape of the HZD remaster that's going to be nowhere near as technically impressive as it should be.
Thats ASTRO BOT : VENGEANCE BLACK DX ROYAL RELOADED to you, noob!Astro Bot Ps5 remake on PS5.
Time to show Ace Combat 8, Namco
That's actually pretty accurate.
It would be weird if there wasn't anything. I'd expect something, even if brief. But who knows with Sony these days. I'm pre ordering regardless though.
I'm sick of spreading my cheeks so just don't fuck me Sony, please.
Silksong also....even a 20 preview would be niceSeriously though, for christs sake give us a fucking release date for Little Devil Inside
Folks, which stage we at now?
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Acting like the biggest bomb in gaming history didn't recently occur![]()
The last one is bullshit so we're still at the Days Gone part. That means the SoP will actually be great!Folks, which stage we at now?
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With Pro preorders two days from it, there better be some demos of upgrades.
When you’d love to enter the discussion, but the room looks like this:
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That's actually a good pointThe last one is bullshit so we're still at the Days Gone part. That means the SoP will actually be great!
Love how he didn't cover the October 2021 one. I think people were forgiving of that one due to it being a month after the Showcase, but it was easily the single worst State of Play ever.
Fake Here is the real one...
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Slight correction but the one stripping will be Mr. Hulst. His stage name is Cinnamon.Leaks right here folks:
- Concord 2 Extra Woke Edition
- Destruction All-Stars 2
- Knack 3
- Sex with Hitler (Console Exclusive)
- Buying Sega on a Tuesday since Microsoft didn't on Wednesday
- Horizon 1 Remaster
- TLOU 1 Remastered Remake
- Sony cutting the rest of the countries from Steam except Djibouti
- Jade Raymond Strip Tease with Herman Hulst
- Ken Kutaragi announced as Head of PlayStation Engineering again for PS6
- PS5 Pro was too expensive, apologies ready on stage with a $200 price hike, dignity sold separately
- Ubisoft, EA and Rockstar announce they are in talks of reviving Stadia with Google and become platform exclusive after acquisition
- Kevin Butler shows up depressed and sick of gamers, makes hand gestures on his head with a finger pointed at it "pew pew"
- New Head of Sony Worldwide announced: Phil Harrison & Marketing Head: Don Mattrick
- Twisted Metal is coming back with Sweet Tooth being Trans and everyone having pronouns
- God of War going back to Greek Pantheon since Kratos ripped Atreus head off by mistake
- Key chains with audio of Sony's best moments including "So here's this giant enemy crab!", "You have to hit its weak point for massive damage, "RIDDDGGGEEE RAACCCEERRR" and finally "$799".
- Last but not least Mr. Caffeine will be presenting the show live, tudlu tudlu tudlu. Yikes.
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I want a remake!Give me FFIX Remastered OR GIVE ME DEATH.
That's what the rumours sayI want a remake!
You will get a blog post and you will be happy.I'm expecting one of those 20+ announcements to be about Stellar Blade's PhotoMode. Been waiting for this to drop before starting the game![]()
Doesn't need to be brought up in every thread like a bunch of PTSD autists.So just because it's not available anymore it somehow doesn't make it news anymore?
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It's still the greatest bomb of the generation and it will be remembered as such regardless how much some of you want to sweep it under the rug as "no big deal"
True,it only serves to give the plebs the illusion that they have a chance to mingle with the high society.Also the Pro price is only bad because it's too cheap.
Sure I'll give you that but context is important,the person that brought it up did so because a user said Sony has not had a bad time lately to which Concord bombing seems like a fitting reply.Doesn't need to be brought up in every thread like a bunch of PTSD autists.
Sure I'll give you that but context is important,the person that brought it up did so because a user said Sony has not had a bad time lately to which Concord bombing seems like a fitting reply.
So we gonna get remastered games of Zero Dawn and Days Gone with a $10 upgrade fee similar to GoT and Part 2? Or these actually remakes? I could see just them being remasters so playstation can get their ps5 ports of those games.
Yeah, Ghost of Tsushima was weird. You had to upgrade your base PS4 version to Director's Cut PS4, and then doing the usual $10 PS5 upgrade like other cross gen games.GOT wasn't a $10 upgrade though as they force bundled the DLC. $29.99. While I'm not interested in either remaster, I'm really curious how the pricing is going to be handled and how that extends to Steam.
Yeah, Ghost of Tsushima was weird. You had to upgrade your base PS4 version to Director's Cut PS4, and then doing the usual $10 PS5 upgrade like other cross gen games.
Oh yeah those fucks. I only did the part 2 upgrade probably for that exact reason.GOT wasn't a $10 upgrade though as they force bundled the DLC. $29.99. While I'm not interested in either remaster, I'm really curious how the pricing is going to be handled and how that extends to Steam.
I would bet my left testicle that they are remasters, not remakes. New accessibility features, haptics triggers, upgraded graphics, likely Pro Enhanced. But the core game will be identical.So we gonna get remastered games of Zero Dawn and Days Gone with a $10 upgrade fee similar to GoT and Part 2? Or these actually remakes? I could see just them being remasters so playstation can get their ps5 ports of those games.
Or dont expect anythingCant be disappointed if I don't watch it.