Time to review...
Lolita Anime 4
WAIT NO!!! fuuuuck, I thought it was over.. I can do this though, I'm gonna see it through! Alright *deep breath*
Ah church again. Of course this has nothing to do with anything this time. They just feel like shoving a fucking church down my throat before we start. Like, Hey you delinquient! Remember that God is watching you right now! You're gonna go to hell so don't forget! Anyways...On a warm and sunny spring afternoon young Tomoya has decided to visit the home of her Sensei, Sensei, to ask for guidence (or to deliver a package left at school).
WHile she wal... wait - you know this shot doesn't really work right? It doesn't even match! Look at this motherfucker doest match!! Can't you, oh fuck it lol
Instead she is welcomed into his beautiful cottage where he has been spending all morning and afternoon preparing the most illest supper that two people could never finish.
She wonders why the sake tastes funny and he says bitch that aint sake that's sangria, an exotic drink you can't get in Nippon. He awkwardly eats a piece of monkfish liver.
Tomoya becomes intoxicated after like two drinks and can't tell the difference between what's up and what's down. She notices that Sensei has a toilet in his living room, but it's wobbly because she's so crunk on his sangria. Tomoya is shocked by the toilet and falls to the ground. Sensei uses this chance to tie her in bondage ropes and hoisten her up to the rafters in his living room.
She pees on his hands and face, but it's just rainbow, so it's not really that gross.He tosses her by her harness around the room nude like Spider-man and jazz music plays in the background while Tomoya screams for help. He then takes her outside and ties her harnesses to some trees and plays with her like a tether ball. After she is done throwing a fit over the events that just transpired, Tomoya and sensei frolick nude through a garden while giggling. Tomoya then randomly attempts some kind of ASL (or rave dancing hand gesture)
while Sensei does the Baleman.
Later in the episode, Sensei's wife/mistress (who appears to be a cross between Jem, and Ursula), seduces Tomoya while giving her piano lessons. She makes quick work of her and the two appear on the bed shortly.
Head and body sizes flucuate frequently (nsfw)
While this is happening Sensei is in his pad drawing some naked girls, and drinking nasty coffee out of a percolator. Gross.
WHY IS YOUR HEAD SO BIG??
WTF even is this?! WHY IS YOUR ARMCOMING OUT OF YOURFACE?!? How do I even sex.
Of course the sex is animated horribly, and the characters just appear to all have seizures while in a state of ecstacy. Sensei reapears and the classic couple-seduces young-and-inexperienced-frueline fantasy ensues (Mrs Extollere please!)
As Sensei dominates both of his subjects, he appears to release some kind of pulsating censorship vortex that blinds the eyes.I don't know why this is necessary since there isn't any censorship elsewhere, but it's very bright and flashes harshly causing you to look away. An effect that the animation has already caused on it's own up until the point anyways.
Anyways Ursula says your legs are mine bitch to Tomoya, and in a heated moment of passion Tomoya seizes an opportunity to grab an iron lamp and strike Ursula directly in the face delivering an impassioned fatal blow TO HER FACE.
/Credits roll.
okay
Solid 4 out of 10.