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[DeepEnigma]

I wantz horny gamezzz

 

[Fbh]

All I want is a good

"The horror inspired role playing game you've been waiting for is finally back ................................. re-experience all the cosmic horror of Call of Cthulhu in this new and exciting remaster coming to Ps5 in 2025!".

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[Danjin44]

And Sony expects me to pay close to $1000 for Pro version for what exactly? Horizon remaster?

 

[sono]

Ready to play ?

 

[adamsapple]

Dick in two hands I meant

 

[Little Chicken]

Hmm... watch this or wash my taint...

 

[DeepEnigma]

Hmm... watch this or wash my taint...

You're a chicken, it's called a vent.

 

[Bartski]

But why would they promote an update for TLOUP1 on the store?

Easy. They salvaged TLOU Online and turned it into a new Factrions DLC for Part 1.

Yep. That must be it.

 

[Danjin44]

Hot Take Alert:

Horizon: Absolute Zero Dawn is going to look nuts graphically, and you're all going to buy it again.

Fuck no, I played that game once and I never going play it again.

 

[near]

But why would they promote an update for TLOUP1 on the store?

Easy. They salvaged TLOU Online and turned it into a new Factrions DLC for Part 1.

Yep. That must be it.

The Last of Us Remastered Remake Remastered, now with added multiplayer mode.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Hot Take Alert:

Horizon: Absolute Zero Dawn is going to look nuts graphically, and you're all going to buy it again.

I've platinumed Horizon Zero Dawn and there is no way on God's earth I'm playing that game again.

 

[finalflame]

FF9 Remake prospects appear slim.

Use that information to make your decision as you please.

Double the brewskis it is. Death soon approaches.

 

[RagnarokIV]

 

[Putonahappyface]

Dick in two hands I meant

 

[Moses85]

Ready to play ?

I am

 

[reinking]

 

[Davesky]

Wish list:

Dynamite Headdy 2
Vectorman 3
Galaxy of Illusion: Starring Mickey Mouse and Blaze Fielding
Tekken 2 Remake
Casper PS1 remaster
Duke Nukem: Return of the Duke
Die Hard Trilogy 3: Slow Down, or We'll Go Back in Time!
Time Crisis VR

 

[finalflame]

GAF, I AM FULLY TORQUED

 

[Punished Miku]

I've platinumed Horizon Zero Dawn and there is no way on God's earth I'm playing that game again.

What if you can play as kid Aloy the whole game in new game+? Smaller hitbox, faster run speed. Think about it.

 

[Chuck Berry]

 

[Katajx]

Are we ready to pee out of our freaking butts?

 

[Markio128]

I suspect TLOU 1 will be added to PS+

 

[Kenneth Haight]

This is the one where Bloodborne gets announced right?

 

[adamsapple]

You're a chicken, it's called a vent.

Don't you mean cloaca ?

 

[Putonahappyface]

What if you can play as kid Aloy the whole game in new game+? Smaller hitbox, faster run speed. Think about it.

I'd rather go apple bobbing in the worst toilet in Scotland.

 

[HeisenbergFX4]

 

[RetroGamingUK]

Wish list:

Dynamite Headdy 2
Vectorman 3
Galaxy of Illusion: Starring Mickey Mouse and Blaze Fielding
Tekken 2 Remake
Casper PS1 remaster
Duke Nukem: Return of the Duke
Die Hard Trilogy 3: Slow Down, or We'll Go Back in Time!
Time Crisis VR

Great list.

I'd prefer a Tekken 3 remaster with online play though.

 

[DryvBy]

All I want is a good

"Just one more thing. Wayne's World DLC coming to Unplugged featuring our own PS5 creator Dana Carvey!"

 

[FeralEcho]

You'd still not be as high as the PS5 Pro price.

 

[Wolfpact1983]

RDR 2 Remaster Ps5/Ps5 pro will steal the show and we all will be happy about it. Tells you all how great this generation is going.

 

[adamsapple]

"Just one more thing. Wayne's World DLC coming to Unplugged featuring our own PS5 creator Dana Carvey!"

Schwing!

 

[Katajx]

 

[Jesb]

This should be an event to convince us to get a pro. But I expect them to not give a fuck.

 

[Kenneth Haight]

 

[Alebrije]

My body is ready

 

[Putonahappyface]

You'd still not be as high as the PS5 Pro price.

After the sale of my PS5, the PROFESSIONAL and disc drive is only setting me back £450.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

I just tuned in and saw Greg fucking miller. Gross

 

[Katajx]

I just tuned in and saw Greg fucking miller. Gross

I really liked Greg before Kinda Funny.

 

[fart town usa]

Lego Horizon.

 

[cormack12]

My body is ready

Wukong really needs a remaster

 

[Draugoth]

 

[DeepSpace5D]

No I don't think Vampire Survivors makes an appearance.

 

[Alebrije]

 

[HeisenbergFX4]

They sent key people like the professor to work on Wolverine

 

[ANIMAL1975]

 

[kruis]

This should be an event to convince us to get a pro. But I expect them to not give a fuck.

I was convinced Sony was holding back their future heavy-hitters for the launch of the PS5 Pro. I mean, they must have SOMETHING to make the new PS5 the hottest tech toy of the holiday season?

Turns out we're getting remasters of PS4 games and a couple of patches. What a ***** company.

 

[vkbest]

This is the one where Bloodborne gets announced right?

This is the event but not this year. 10 years from now.

 

[Katajx]

They sent key people like the professor to work on Wolverine

 

[FunkMiller]

The fact I only game on PC these days, but I'm still going to watch this to see what games Sony have coming out for me… is probably everything you need to know about Sony these days.